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PostSubject: Funny Crap   Sun Sep 02, 2012 9:26 am

Razz rabbit Laughing

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Posted: 30 Aug 2012 21:47 Post subject:
Daub thought he must be seeing things! This woman looked so much like Arkie and the head just kept talking! But it couldn't be Arkie she was in Cork!
Or was she?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:51 pm

Dash wrote:
"My Dear Arkie, your smile gleams like my freshly sharpened and polished battle axe.
Your beauty shines like my gleaming battleaxe.
Your laughter fills my heart like the joy of bloodshed.
Life without you would be like a life without battle."
~Dash De Vanmere

Oliver J. Shagnasty wrote:
"My Dear Arkie...



Roses are stupid,

Violets are silly,

Grease up your flaps,

Cos here comes my willy.



Roses are awful,

Violets are the pits,

Lift up your shirt,

And show us your tits.



Roses are crap,

Violets are Excrement,

Sit on my face,

And wiggle a bit.



Roses are red,

Violets are finer,

Chickens are fowl,

Just like your "censored"."

~Oliver J. Shagnasty

Before it gets deleted and all. Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Oct 15, 2012 10:53 pm

Laughing

Was about to post it myself, hilarious.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Oct 17, 2012 1:28 am

*keeps reading the thread, not sure if serious* Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:31 pm

Here we got another one of Evan's legendary posts.

I know already how I would execute him. Put 2000 county bonds in his ass Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Oct 31, 2012 11:46 pm

Kazimi wrote:
Here we got another one of Evan's legendary posts.

I know already how I would execute him. Put 2000 county bonds in his ass Laughing


He'd definitely find it harder to give a S-H-I-T after that.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Thu Nov 01, 2012 5:34 am

poor guy, hope he is ok.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 4:37 pm

Apparently not...seems he had a relapse.

Evan_escence wrote:

New postPosted: 02 Nov 2012 15:32 Post subject: Reply with quote
anto_capone wrote:
Everyone in Gort should have received a copy of this mail, if our mayors in BLR and BAL can post something along these lines, would be great (can even copy and paste it if you like, after mailing 150 of these I understand if you're not too eager about it). Thanks!

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The County is now implementing a draft. All able bodied citizens and visitors must either create or join an armed retinue or armed mob.

Everyone can work and go about business as usual, but we want to have everyone ready and able to join armies or defend our cities when the time comes.

English armies are scouting our coasts as we speak, looking for weaknesses. If they land, their only goal will be the complete destruction of our entire County. No one is safe from this threat, so we need everyone to be ready and remain vigilant.

At the first sign that the threat manifests itself, we will send out another mail with instructions to rally and defend.

If you are creating an armed mob or retinue, please make it set to 'authorized only'. If you are trying to join an authorized only armed group, please send a mail to the group leader letting them know. If you are not accepted before reset, you will have to re-apply after reset.

You can still work, study, and travel as usual. But let's be ready to defend when we must, let's not make anything easy for our enemies!


Any questions, let me know!

-anto


SHOVE IT UP YOUR SPHINCTER.

SO MUCH FOR YOU SAYING WARS DO NOT EFFECT THOSE THAT DO NOT WISH TO TAKE PART.

EVEN FOR YOU THIS IS A NEW LOW!

YOU'RE TRUE COLOURS ARE SHOWING.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 5:04 pm

wow ehehe

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:13 pm

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At this point in time, I am abstaining. I would however like to give my opinion anyway. My character was borne in Largs, Ayrshire, Scotland roughly four years ago. Ayr was shut down and what town a character was in when the transfer happened was what dictated where they were moved to. I decided to stay in Largs and be moved to Corc. It did not matter what town we lived in. It only mattered what town we were in on the day of the transfer.

My wife, the person that turned me on to RK, is still in Scotland. Scotland is currently being overrun by Italians. The Italians are taking English speaking towns and flipping them to Italian speaking towns. They are doing this in both of the remaining counties in Scotland and admin is doing nothing to retain the English speaking areas. While forum admin is great at keeping game play in the forums clean and fun - I have no faith in the admin for the main game.

In my opinion, those that have paid the most real world money to play this "free" game are the ones with the most sway with admin. Broke as a joke people like myself would most definitely be ignored, where as people that have nothing better to do with there money than to spend a couple hundred a year buying lord and lady status, or tokens to get more votes would undoubtedly be listened to more seriously.

As I recently told Dru, I feel that if certain players are so dead set on warmongering, send them of to a special (penal) colony where they can fight each other for their own survival.

I know nothing of the level of debt that the county/town have accrued during this military occupation, but I remember being told that the reason Ayr was shut down was due to it's debt. I can understand shutting down the town/county for such reasons. However, I am not willing to give up my life in Corc just because some people don't know how to have fun unless they can prove their ability to subjugate others through show of force. In my opinion, players like that should stick to FPS games, and stay away from RPG's. Unfortunately, however, it seams that they have found it more entertaining to crush other players under their heal than it is to crush a computer generated NPC.

I have not allowed them to crush me. And as such, although they have killed him twice now, they have not crushed the character I play. I do agree with Phil's statement that it is our choice, as players, how we will let others affect us.

To Grigori, for this moment in time I am going to choose to take personal offence to your generalized comment about the freedom loving Saxon world. I am an American. My blood heritage is Irish, Scottish, German, Black Portuguese, and Native American - with the greatest ratios being in the Black Portuguese and Native America categories. So for you to claim that Ahtma's comment about perceived cultural differences as being racist is misplaced. Hell, for all you know, tbp Ahtma_cyanne is a Jewish-American who's grandparents survived Auschwitz - or perhaps Australia which had been used as a British penal colony. You have no real idea who or what any other player is unless you have met us in person.

The reason we - as you put it, freedom loving Saxon world - love our freedoms so much is that we gained those freedoms by fight for them. We have fought to gain them, we fight to keep them, and as an American I will state that we fight to shove those hard earned freedoms down the throats of anyone that thinks the have a right to suppress other humans.

However, it has become understood, that true freedom does not seem to be with in the scope of human capacity. Some rules must be instated in order to keep out chaos. The "rules" enacted by the occupying forces are not for that purpose. I feel that the occupying forces should go find some secluded area to diddle themselves and each other, and leave the rest of us alone.

The town/county should only be shut down if it is proven to be irrecoverable on the financial level. That is what my ramble boils down to in the end. I have stated elsewhere that those that do not want to stay and fight for what they feel is their right, can go ahead and leave. But the more I learn about what is going on elsewhere in RK, the less I think it will do you any good. Sooner or later, wherever you may go, it will happen again. Eventually there will be no place left to run because you have already given up. I say fight back now or they will just keep getting stronger.


Cadhla wrote:
I feel sorry for the poor sods who had a chance to build their character
before the stench of the graveyard arrived in Cork.

I've read across the the forums in the few months since arriving in Cork,
and rapidly come to the conclusion that the place is 'fixed'in the favour
of the likes of the CA and PhiltheStenchBringer.
The number of times I've seen the hint that Admin have helped the likes
of the NNGO/CA to gain the advantage seem numerous.
The latest seemingly blatant advantage looks to be the 'adjustment' of
the Fleet option in naval engagements, the NNGO were caught out at the
battle of Ardencaple before Admin could help out.
Now it seems to have been abused to give the CA ships a definite advantage,
amazing it fails just prior to the engagement for the opposition.

Enjoy your little bit of fun Stenchbringer while you can.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:52 pm

wow, just... wow. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:56 pm

who the fuck is cadhla? got to be a clone
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 8:57 pm

What has changed about the fleet option? I thought it was still broken.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:06 pm

Nothing changed about it.

English just don't know shit about sailing, really. Is not my job to teach them. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 9:46 pm

I don't understand why it must always be OOC and 'favouritism' every time something goes wrong in the game? Hell, I have made loads of mistakes in this game, and the only person I have been annoyed at has been me. And trust me, I have dropped some clangers:

1/ Levelling up to level one and getting a cow field, but no money to buy anything to look ofter the cows *facepalm*

2/ Attacking a town with a two man army *double facepalm*

3/ Trying to study on board a ship and accidentally changing my way from Science way to Church thereby eliminating any hope I ever had of reaching level four. *head desk repeatedly*

These things are all due to my own stupidity, but I could have blamed the admins, the mentors, the towns, anything really - but it wouldn't have changed a thing. People really to need to get out of this stupid blame culture, grow a pair and own up to their own stupidity. I am so sick of the constant whine, whine, whine. Grrrr.

(yes I am am having a grr argh moment Razz)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:40 pm

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3/ Trying to study on board a ship and accidentally changing my way from Science way to Church thereby eliminating any hope I ever had of reaching level four. *head desk repeatedly*
I'm curious how you even managed to do that? Didn't think it was possible to change. scratch
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 10:50 pm

You can switch from science way to church way....but I'm not sure how you do that on a ship.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Fri Nov 02, 2012 11:36 pm

Lmao! Trust me to do the impossible Very Happy

Yeah, I was trying to use the old version so I could study on a ship, and this was ages ago now of course, and I saw a shiny button and being me, I pressed it. Then Voila, I am now a Jewish Church person - I can really see me getting a parish sometime soon can't you? lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:40 am

Oy vey rabbi Bekah.

Only you... Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Nov 03, 2012 12:46 am

Ah, ok. Perks of v2.

Thanks Roxxane and Bekah.

Hmm.. parish of Bekah. Might have to consider attending mass for the first time ever. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue Nov 06, 2012 1:13 pm

Laughing I'd like to see Bekah lead a parish, indeed.

I hate that people compare Munster to what's happened in Glasgow and Galloway. At least Munster was invaded by Irish and at least Ayr was invaded by Scots. In both cases, Ayrish could move to other Scottish counties, and (as far as I know?)the CA haven't moved to Munster. They don't have the worry of becoming Little Italy anytime soon.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue Nov 06, 2012 3:29 pm

Quote :
Robot Unicorn Attack,
http://www.night-gryphon.ru/unicorn-game/game.swf
Somehow Rolling Eyes ?

This rocks my life.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Nov 07, 2012 12:25 am

Looks like he finally did it and left. Smile

James_mcsmythe wrote:
It's done.

It's over with.

Evan is dead or dying or turning into fertilizer on some road someplace.......who knows.........who cares......peace of mind at last.....

I couldn't be happier to be back in England.

This IS HOME.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Nov 07, 2012 5:57 am

He might fancies a visit from us Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Nov 07, 2012 7:24 pm

Kill him dead Smile
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