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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:00 am

Elois wrote:
Why is he claiming a 7 year old is playing it?

Because he is lying. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:18 am

He's like BillyJoeBob imo. 80lvl troll.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:20 am

Yeah but I mean that's the kind of lie is against ToS.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 12:22 am

WhiteSnow wrote:
He's like BillyJoeBob imo. 80lvl troll.

I never read his posts, I skip and ignore everything that person says.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 1:40 am

Toasti Jen wrote:
From LadyLillyfields:
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OOC: Alright, up front, I have no clue where the number "62" folks who jumped came from.

However, to those who think we "cheated" by doing what we did: What we did do, we did out of deparation and hopelessness. We risked everything we have and are, in the simple and deep desire to live. If our lives were claimed forfeit by the ones who "make the rules," then so be it. Some of us did in fact lose our lives, and may never find a body to house their soul on this mortal coil again.

We had no chance, no hope, no way of escape: not that day, not the next, not the next month, never. This we'd been told by those that have the armies, the navy, the ports, the court systems, the counties and towns.

That we landed in Bristol, county of Devon, was and is a pleasure, a surprise, a gift.

From MY group: Our loyalties are simple, we're simple people. Show us the kind of attitude you'd want to be shown, we aren't revolters, we aren't robbers, we're not usually troublemakers. What trouble we cause we cause from exuberance, from ignorance, from working to make the land, the county, a better place.

Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes Rolling Eyes

THIS bitch.

I bolded my favorite, lol-worthy parts. I love how at the top, we learn that her post is OOC. You know, the abbreviation for OUT OF CHARACTER.

Shocked TPB these characters faced certain death? WOW! And now all these players live in Bristol? How quaint. I wonder if they meet up at coffee houses to play RK together. The jackfucks will never understand what OOC means.

Also: LOLOLOL at "being troublemakers from ignorance"--truer words have never been spoken.

<3 Toasti LOL

Was my first thoughts too when I had read her posts. They all need a reality check.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat Dec 15, 2012 3:16 am

holy crap, i missed that post..

+1 toastini Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Dec 19, 2012 2:15 pm

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Wed Dec 19, 2012 4:32 pm

I swear, if Galloway dares let those cuifs in...
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:50 pm

Haha, wow...

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Information on Heartboxers

Created on 09 October, 2012

It's Heartboxers's birthday on 20 April.

Offrir un cadeau pour Noel !

Last known address
Country : Ireland
County : Cúige Chonnacht
Town : An Gort

Heartboxers is, at present, set aside.
Level : 1
Reputation Points : 8
Money : 106

Heartboxers has a corn field.

Last connection the 22 November 2012




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Born a poor black child Heartboxers has traveled many countries as a sadomasochistic sex slave, not the happiest of people but she shall persevere in her hopes to be an Arnold Schwarzenegger look-like and roam the lands plundering for ducats and information on horny buccaneers.



In Real Life description

I'm infected with AIDS
I fuck everyday
I kill everything I fuck



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myfreecams.com

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Jan 07, 2013 8:53 pm

he can't be all bad he likes myfreecams.com Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Jan 07, 2013 9:05 pm

Daubigny wrote:
he can't be all bad he likes myfreecams.com Razz

was already one of my bookmarks Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Mon Jan 07, 2013 11:16 pm

Awwwww, you guys are so sweet. Always looking for the good in everybody. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue Jan 08, 2013 1:50 am

rofl

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Thu Mar 14, 2013 7:41 am

Damn... Anyone remember what Dee's First 'class' was in that St Francescas alternative lessons thread was? MC scratched it :/
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:14 am

Can't remember for the damn life of me and I'd been sitting here along with Frannie and Donnor trying to remember LOL...couldn't have been that bad then? maybe 'Death to England' cuz you know MC is prolly an english playing bias bastard hahaha Where you at Dee? lol

edited to add: wow is right! (on that profile) Shocked lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Thu Mar 14, 2013 9:43 am

It was this:

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English Composition (Endracne)

Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue May 07, 2013 8:02 am

Who was that jackass that I convicted? Sirkeith wasn't it?

Here's the result of his complaint...I responded that this guy lied to him because he was sentenced on two different cases...


From : Le0ben
Date : 07/05/1461 - 11:27:18
Titre : Respect of the charter of justice
Hello,

A player has complained about you, stating that you do not respect the charter of justice by condamning him repeatedly for the same crime. This is indeed forbidden by the charter of justice.

Please respect the charter as it is written here or we will be forced to take action:

A judge must always keep in mind this fundamental rule: he should act only within the interest of the Renaissance Kingdoms game, the interest of the game being firmly defined by the interest of all the players (and not only of the majority of them), including those condemned: a judgment has to be found which satisfies not only the plaintiffs, but also the defendants who must abide by the verdict with sufficient grace, so as not to be disappointed in the game and become disinterested in it.


A few general principles of justice:

The judge wields an astonishing power over the thousands of players within Renaissance Kingdoms; a power which goes together with a high level of responsibility towards the other players, the game in general and the creators. Hence, if the judge abuses or misuses this power, he/she can seriously endanger the balance of the game, taint the atmosphere of it and cause the fragile foundations, upon which the game has been lovingly built by its creators, to shake.

Hereafter stated are a certain number of rules which the judge is obliged to respect. The purpose of these rules is to organize and co-ordinate justice throughout all counties/duchies and within the time period of the Kingdoms.

Each punishable or criminal act, for which the judge estimates the defendant to be guilty, is sanctioned by a penalty. This penalty must be proportional to the act which brought about the charges. The judge is responsible for maintaining consistency in the punishment imposed on the accused in accordance with the severity of the proven offence.

In case of (i) disproportionate punishment, (ii) doubts as to the balance and equity of the judgment, (iii) doubts as to the compliance with Ducal law, (iv) violation of the present Charter, and after a discretionary review by the Prosecutor in the Court of Appeals, the aforementioned Court may revise the initial trial.

Any judge who (i) repeatedly violates the provisions of the present Charter, (ii) disregards the warning statements from the Court of Appeals or (iii) takes advantage of his/her position may be prosecuted for High Treason in front of the Parliament of [Paris], or, failing this, the Court of Appeals. The maximum sentence for said crimes is eradication, in severe cases of obvious abuse acknowledged by royal authorities (the admins).
A person can not be judged twice for same the act by the same jurisdiction level. This is enforceable in the entire Kingdoms of England and Scotland and Ireland , by the will of the Crown.

About the penalty

A judge can always issue a fine (of which the estimate of the amount is left to his/her discretion) and/or a maximum 3 day prison sentence for all the offences.

A judge can always issue a fine (of which the estimate of the amount is left to his/her discretion) and/or a maximum 3 day prison sentence for all the offences.
In the most serious of cases (if possible with the agreement of the condemned for RP reasons, or if the player has stopped playing), or in the event of a crime where blood has been spilt, the judge can sentence a character to death. The character will subsequently lose 10 statistic points in each area (Charisma, Strength and Intelligence).

True-False offences

These are in fact all IRL offences, which can be sanctioned by real life justice, and which lead to a systematic eradication of the character, as well as, in the case of the situation being deemed serious enough by the administrators, REAL LIFE legal measures.
These comprise:
- Insults and other verbal offences
- Cheating and exploitation of the game�s faults
- Account hacking and the abuse of other players� passwords

Particular offences

These are particular offences which by their severity in relation to the balance/harmony/stability of the game and in the general interests of RK can be sanctioned by a longer prison sentence than three days:

Be careful: Any judge who overrides the maximum prison sentences will see him/herself prosecuted!

-Defendant�s level - 0/1: 3 days maximum
-Defendant�s level - 2: 6 days maximum
-Defendant�s level - 3 and +: 10 days maximum

Particular offences are:
- Witchcraft and multi-accounting
- Large scale abusive profiteering and plundering of public finances.
- Crimes where blood is spilt and armed robbery
- Flagrant recidivism (repeated offences)


Regards,

Le0ben. Please contact me on the helpdesk for more information or clarification.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue May 07, 2013 1:33 pm

Can't they just look that shit up themselves? The court cases?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue May 07, 2013 3:51 pm

one was for robbery, other was for his tavern name

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue May 07, 2013 7:59 pm

Can we hang him again for being a fucktard?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Tue May 07, 2013 11:14 pm

I warned him a month ago that if he didn't leave the county, I might have him arrested for trespassing.

Is he still there?

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sat May 11, 2013 6:09 pm

Lazy ass Admin. they should and can check AND it was for different reasons on all occasions. The way he's presented himself whether IC or OOC is grounds for eradication as it's way past the borders of harassment and just down right vulgar bullshit.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:09 pm


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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:32 pm

They do know that a tit is a bird right? (I love being a pedant Smile)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Crap   Sun Dec 29, 2013 8:42 pm

They don't really enforce the sentencing guide though right? From what I remember as an occupying army you are allowed to execute anyone on any kind of bs charge one time. But don't even think about charging them a second time, let alone convicting them. Is this still true?

EDIT: Didn't executions used to take away all charisma? When did they change that?
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