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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 9:58 pm

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(Roxx, your Saj was almost spot on, but you forgot to mention that you were the best cookie maker in the history of RK, and also that you wrote a guide on it. No self-important Sajanzv post is without that.)


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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Thu Oct 14, 2010 11:20 pm

Because it hasn't been done yet, and no Irish debate is proper without it....


*puts on her best anti Bella face*

Whatever you do don't listen to Bella. Everyone knows she does absolutely nothing but lie. She manipulates and brainwashes people into doing things for her. She is the worlds worst Duchess, and only got the spot by giving lap dances in the taverns for votes... I even heard she "does" guys on msn to get them to do what she wants.

Her pretty little words here are just to make you believe she wants the good of Ireland, really, she just wants to be Queen and will stop at nothing till she can be.... Besides, she's STILL NNGO, she never left them and has been planning the demise of Ireland and theft of all the counties cookies since she got here!!!

Don't you remember that bug she abused like two years ago that got her all the cookies she could ever want?

She's such a tramp
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Fri Oct 15, 2010 3:32 pm

I'll second that.

I'd happily support anyone here or in RL who lapdances for votes.
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Fri Oct 15, 2010 4:32 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:11 pm

(Close Bella, but your grammar is just too good Razz I have to try my Spring imitation now, I used to have it down perfect.)

This is just another ploy by Munster to take control of Ireland. They can never be happy with just their cookies, even though they have more bakers and chips than Laighean has ever had. In fact, the only reason Laighean has any chips at all is because of me. No surprise that Munster would come out with this again, right after I came and saved them from ONE trying to steal the Munster chips. Not only would there be no Laighean if it wasn't for me, there would be no Munster if I hadn't restrained myself from seizing all of Munster and making it Laighean's personal cookie bakery. This is the thanks I get for everything I have done. I bet Grace is part of this plan, we all know she is a criminal who only wants to hand over Laighean to Munster. She'll have to get through me first. Anyone who goes along with this cookie plan is a traitor to Laighean.

And all of you that claim my bakers are clones need to get a life. They are all friends of mine from a party last year, or maybe they were friends from an online poker game we all used to play years ago, and they also may be coworkers of mine. Or Saamnn's. If they are caught as cheaters, I don't know them at all. The point it, it isn't my fault, and you are harassing me with your accusations. Do you want to drive me out of this game? Will that make you all happy?
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Fri Oct 15, 2010 8:40 pm

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I'll second that.

I'd happily support anyone here or in RL who lapdances for votes.

hehe sadly the only thing I give are kisses for votes and that started when Fhed was running for mayor back in Birmingham.... damn that was a long time ago
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sat Oct 16, 2010 4:40 am

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(Close Bella, but your grammar is just too good Razz I have to try my Spring imitation now, I used to have it down perfect.)

This is just another ploy by Munster to take control of Ireland. They can never be happy with just their cookies, even though they have more bakers and chips than Laighean has ever had. In fact, the only reason Laighean has any chips at all is because of me. No surprise that Munster would come out with this again, right after I came and saved them from ONE trying to steal the Munster chips. Not only would there be no Laighean if it wasn't for me, there would be no Munster if I hadn't restrained myself from seizing all of Munster and making it Laighean's personal cookie bakery. This is the thanks I get for everything I have done. I bet Grace is part of this plan, we all know she is a criminal who only wants to hand over Laighean to Munster. She'll have to get through me first. Anyone who goes along with this cookie plan is a traitor to Laighean.

And all of you that claim my bakers are clones need to get a life. They are all friends of mine from a party last year, or maybe they were friends from an online poker game we all used to play years ago, and they also may be coworkers of mine. Or Saamnn's. If they are caught as cheaters, I don't know them at all. The point it, it isn't my fault, and you are harassing me with your accusations. Do you want to drive me out of this game? Will that make you all happy?

Nice try. Couple of notes: You didn't mention your imaginary RL husband. You didn't witter on about how this is only a game, and in RL you spend most of your time on the beach, or at A list parties, or similar, and most importantly, you didn't run screaming to the censors.

(( actually, now we're in a free forum, Iam going to vent. I fucking HATE LOATHE and DESPISE the twisted lifeless piece of SHIT that plays Springtime. The character is bad enough, but the stinking subhuman CUNT that plays her belongs in a fucking box somewhere, guarded by rapists and serial killers, and forced to die screaming in her own ordure by having rats slowly eat all her internal organs piece by agonising piece. Slightly extreme, but who remembers the IRA row, when she first started ERA? I had enough of the IRA to last a lifetime, and I wrote to her privately to ask her to change the name, and I still have the vile reply she sent me. People like her don't deserve decent human company. I sincerely think she must be either insane or evil, and I just want her to die. Soon. Okay. Vent over. Feeling better now.))
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sat Oct 16, 2010 6:17 am

Boris wrote:
Grace wrote:
(Close Bella, but your grammar is just too good Razz I have to try my Spring imitation now, I used to have it down perfect.)

This is just another ploy by Munster to take control of Ireland. They can never be happy with just their cookies, even though they have more bakers and chips than Laighean has ever had. In fact, the only reason Laighean has any chips at all is because of me. No surprise that Munster would come out with this again, right after I came and saved them from ONE trying to steal the Munster chips. Not only would there be no Laighean if it wasn't for me, there would be no Munster if I hadn't restrained myself from seizing all of Munster and making it Laighean's personal cookie bakery. This is the thanks I get for everything I have done. I bet Grace is part of this plan, we all know she is a criminal who only wants to hand over Laighean to Munster. She'll have to get through me first. Anyone who goes along with this cookie plan is a traitor to Laighean.

And all of you that claim my bakers are clones need to get a life. They are all friends of mine from a party last year, or maybe they were friends from an online poker game we all used to play years ago, and they also may be coworkers of mine. Or Saamnn's. If they are caught as cheaters, I don't know them at all. The point it, it isn't my fault, and you are harassing me with your accusations. Do you want to drive me out of this game? Will that make you all happy?

Nice try. Couple of notes: You didn't mention your imaginary RL husband. You didn't witter on about how this is only a game, and in RL you spend most of your time on the beach, or at A list parties, or similar, and most importantly, you didn't run screaming to the censors.

(( actually, now we're in a free forum, Iam going to vent. I fucking HATE LOATHE and DESPISE the twisted lifeless piece of SHIT that plays Springtime. The character is bad enough, but the stinking subhuman CUNT that plays her belongs in a fucking box somewhere, guarded by rapists and serial killers, and forced to die screaming in her own ordure by having rats slowly eat all her internal organs piece by agonising piece. Slightly extreme, but who remembers the IRA row, when she first started ERA? I had enough of the IRA to last a lifetime, and I wrote to her privately to ask her to change the name, and I still have the vile reply she sent me. People like her don't deserve decent human company. I sincerely think she must be either insane or evil, and I just want her to die. Soon. Okay. Vent over. Feeling better now.))
Shocked cookie..?

i do get the vent btw and found the crossing tea party one jokes coz i cant imagine someone pretending to rp with their "friends" the porn star clones, like come on barbie and nurse clown

cyclops just saw yer location, ya moved? cool
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:31 pm

Boris wrote:

The character is bad enough, but the stinking subhuman CUNT that plays her belongs in a fucking box somewhere, guarded by rapists and serial killers, and forced to die screaming in her own ordure by having rats slowly eat all her internal organs piece by agonising piece. ))

SEE!! SEE!!!! this is the kind of stuff I want to read more often!!!! Twisted Evil
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sat Oct 16, 2010 1:41 pm

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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sat Oct 16, 2010 8:03 pm

Well, I had to save something for the second verse, Boris Wink
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sun Oct 17, 2010 7:30 am

To help alleviate the matter, I hereby propose we enact the following:

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II-14: The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive
The County of An Mumhain doth hereby exert total control over the production, distribution, and consumption over all cookies, biscuits, doughnuts, fritters, and other such delicacies, hereafter collectively referred to as cookies, and detail the regulations and procedures theresuch:

14.1: Dominion and Hegemony
The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive, hereafter referred to as TAMPOD, does extend and exert its jurisdiction across the whole of Ireland, and refusal to comply constitutes an Act of War [I-15.1] and as such will elicit military retribution [III-5]. The designated officer from each county shall report in full no later than each Tuesday to the Greater Regional An Mumhain Pastry Accountant, hereafter referred to as GRAMPA.

14.2: Ingredients
TAMPOD reserves the right to specify or to restrict which ingredients may be used in the production of cookies. Any illegal or improper substances must be reported immediately to GRAMPA for review.

14.3: Production and Distribution
All cookies must be produced according to TAMPOD measures and standards, and sold in batches of exactly one-dozen. Cookies may be sold and distributed throughout Ireland but any import or export of such items is strictly regulated and should be done officially; GRAMPA will handle all TAMPOD procedures.

14.4: Consumption
In accordance with TAMPOD, all cookies must be consumed in a responsible manner, except on Sundays and Holidays. It is therefore mandatory to consume at least six but no more than 40 cookies on any given day (except Sundays and Holidays). Underconsumption of cookies is an act of Treason [II-2] and is punishable by deportation to England [III-19.2] and/or execution [III-6]. Overconsumption is a class-8 felonious misdemeanor [III-2.8] and is punishable by fine, incarceration, and/or diarrhea [III-13.3]. Consumption reports must be submitted by each person to the local authorities, who will then turn them over to GRAMPA for processing.
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Sun Oct 17, 2010 5:30 pm

I counterpropose the following:

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Don't make stupid cookies.
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 3:53 pm

ADMINS STOLE MY ROFLCOPTER!
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 9:18 pm

I will vote for The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive (TAMPOD) on condition that the name is changed to The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Notice (TAMPON).

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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 10:44 pm

(now that he's back, I expect to hear some comment from the NNGO's main tester of buttons I'm sure he'll have something catchy like OOPS for this one )
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Tue Oct 19, 2010 11:01 pm

I feel confident that I will be refraining from any button pushing for the time being...*Pushes the giant red button that is titled self destruct* Oops?

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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:14 am

you always push buttons... it's one of your best qualities
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:50 am

ArcaneJill wrote:
I will vote for The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive (TAMPOD) on condition that the name is changed to The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Notice (TAMPON).

~ Councilor McFussyPants

(I was actually thinking something similar, I just couldn't figure out how he hadn't acronymed TAMPON in the first place Laughing )
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 2:53 am

Sephrenia wrote:
ArcaneJill wrote:
I will vote for The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Directive (TAMPOD) on condition that the name is changed to The An Mumhain Pastry Oversight Notice (TAMPON).

~ Councilor McFussyPants

(I was actually thinking something similar, I just couldn't figure out how he hadn't acronymed TAMPON in the first place Laughing )
((you got the intent... i was trying to be slightly discrete? xD ))
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 6:15 am

We don't have to be discreet here! Fuck bollocks and smelly hairy bottoms!
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 12:34 pm

<3 Boris.

Um, without the smelly buttocks and such though. Just the attitude bit. ^^
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:05 pm

Does that mean you might consider the fuck and the bollocks? Laughing

Holy Christ on a rubber fucking crutch, I LOVE the things we can say here.
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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:33 pm

Liberating isn't it?

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PostSubject: Re: A Typical Irish forum thread.   Wed Oct 20, 2010 4:59 pm

Fucking A.
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