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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sat Oct 04, 2014 5:47 pm

Someone sent me this, and it's the funniest video I've ever seen ever!!! Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Oct 06, 2014 1:52 pm



This is so damned funny, only the Irish Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Wed Oct 08, 2014 9:52 pm

both of those were great! lol

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Oct 30, 2014 7:47 am

Sounds like the boss will hit on you...

Sounds like Shaggy

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:01 am

LOL! I musta deleted just as you posted Roxxie >.< was going to post it someplace else, but will repost here:

Every morning now when I wake up, or rather when my annoying alarm goes off telling me it's time to wake up...I check my email and go thru wanted ads for job openings, here's what I found this morning, still debating on whether it's real or not LOL!

title of job: Customer Support - WE HAVE TWIZZLERS
Duties for all positions require that the candidate:
- Laughing convincingly at the boss's bad jokes
- Answering phones to schedule appointments and answer client questions
- Operate a computer, navigate email and websites with proficiency
- Compose professional business correspondence
- Maintain inventory of Mt Dew and Twizzlers
- Handle clients in our retail space
- Process payments
- Watching 1990s music videos on YouTube if you don't recognize the lyrics when the boss sings
- Filing, copying, scanning, printing, other basic office functions
- Keeping the boss from getting sued for saying ridiculously honest but politically incorrect things

Requirements are:
- Availability Saturday and Sunday
- Pass a criminal background check and a drug test
- Have a valid driver's license and reliable, sole transportation. If your boyfriend brings you to work the boss will rate his worthiness and marriage potential
- Take direction well and work independently
- Deal with a wide variety of personalities (most of them the bosses)
- Lift 25lbs, sit, bend, stand, reach, walk, visually inspect and hear

Pay is competitive with standard starting part time office positions. If interested answer the following.

1) What days are you available to work from?
2) What is your favorite cookie?
3) Why do you want a part time job?
4) If you were to sing karaoke what song would you choose?
5) What is your home zip code?
6) Do you have a valid drivers license and a car you do not share with anyone else?
7) What is the preferred beverage of our boss?
Cool What is hourly pay rate do you expect?

Fucking seriously? Why not right...yeah I'm applying LOL!! I'm desperate >.<

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Oct 30, 2014 8:04 am

Thats the best job description I have ever seen. Laughing

Also, I'd recommend singing Karaoke to Cher - Believe. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Oct 30, 2014 11:12 am

Hahaha at least you know your colleagues will have a sense of humor!
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Nov 04, 2014 1:20 pm

LOL Trin! Laughing Let us know how it goes!

Also... this is my favoooorite Jimmy Kimmel YouTube Challenge eveeerr!! Made my day! Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Nov 04, 2014 3:58 pm

Laughing

This is why I can't ever have kids. I would do this every day.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Nov 04, 2014 4:39 pm

Those vids are crazy lol, seen it once before.

That job didn't pan out, was a helluva drive away from me but the guy I talked to was super cool, was a shame though I think I would've enjoyed it, the pay alone wouldn't have even covered the gas to get back and forth. Have an interview tomorrow though for another place *fingers crossed*

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Nov 04, 2014 6:46 pm

Good luck!
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Nov 27, 2014 3:02 pm

Happy Gobble Day!

http://www.ahajokes.com/fp012.html
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sun Nov 30, 2014 7:55 pm

this will probably be only funny to me...

Hey Roby Lambourne, wanna know what is Britain`s most popular male baby name this year?

haha yep mate Mohammed!!!


http://www.mirror.co.uk/news/uk-news/mohammed-now-uks-most-popular-4723847

I bet you will get a rash when you see this =D
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:13 pm

I find that surprising. And there is still racist parties in England? Not for long I guess.

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sun Nov 30, 2014 8:22 pm

UKIP still third on polls Aidan :/

Glad that we havent seen any surge in racist parties in Ireland.

http://ukpollingreport.co.uk/blog/archives/category/voting-intention
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Dec 01, 2014 12:53 pm

I don't find that surprising, I find it very bloody likely actually
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Dec 01, 2014 1:47 pm

Really? I must say I was shocked Roby. That many muslims in England?
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Dec 01, 2014 7:58 pm

2,660,116 apparently, but I don't know who came up with that figure.

However, Mohammad is an arab name, not really restricted to Islam. I don't know the whole range of names given to arab males without making assumptions, but I imagine there are simply less names associated with the arab custom then the British custom. It is already said that birth rates from immigrants make up 1/4 of the birth rate in the UK now. But that includes EU immigrants too.  
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Dec 01, 2014 10:52 pm

I think that it is kinda common in the arab world to name your first male child Mohammed so yeah it is highly popular among arab and/or muslim people.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Dec 02, 2014 2:29 am

No, it's actually a Muslim name. Smile (Or at least, I've never met someone named Mohammad who wasn't Muslim.)
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Dec 02, 2014 4:43 pm

Just don't give the name to a teddy bear... Rolling Eyes

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sudanese_teddy_bear_blasphemy_case
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Dec 04, 2014 6:29 am

If ever you need cheering up.. This video exists:

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sat Dec 27, 2014 8:45 pm

It made me chuckle.
http://imgur.com/cO688EF
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Jan 01, 2015 11:53 am

Once again, my family is responsible for this little lol.  My mother, who herself swears on occasion, is always on at me to mind my language and to stop swearing.  Well the other day, I finally snapped with her nagging and said this:

"I have given up smoking, I don't drink and most recently I have had to give up on my favourite foods.  I'll be god damned if I will give up on my last fucking vice!"

Stunned silence for a moment and then both of us burst out laughing Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Jan 01, 2015 8:48 pm

Laughing

Awesome!

Bekah, not sure what diet you're on, but I've been on a restricted diet for about 4 years and figured out some substitutions. Give me a poke if you think I might be able to help. It does get easier!
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