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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 08, 2014 2:29 am

Hahahahaha! Waar. Ek is bly ek woon in die Wes-Kaap al is. Kaapstad vir die oorwinning.

Ek ontmoet ... ok ek bekruip Leon Schuster by Edgars keer. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 12:33 am

Ran across this today about World War 2 as a modern game/chat...lmfao:

*Hitler[AoE] has joined the game.*
*Eisenhower has joined the game.*
*paTTon has joined the game.*
*Churchill has joined the game.*
*benny-tow has joined the game.*
*T0J0 has joined the game.*
*Roosevelt has joined the game.* *Stalin has joined the game.*
*deGaulle has joined the game.*
Roosevelt: hey sup
T0J0: y0
Stalin: hi
Churchill: hi
Hitler[AoE]: cool, i start with panzer tanks!
paTTon: lol more like panzy tanks
T0JO: lol
Roosevelt: o this fockin sucks i got a depression!
benny-tow: haha america sux
Stalin: hey hitler you dont fight me i dont fight u, cool?
Hitler[AoE]; sure whatever
Stalin: cool
deGaulle: **** Hitler rushed some1 help
Hitler[AoE]: lol byebye frenchy
Roosevelt: i dont got **** to help, sry
Churchill: wtf the luftwaffle is attacking me
Roosevelt: get antiair guns
Churchill: i cant afford them
benny-tow: u n00bs know what team talk is?
paTTon: stfu
Roosevelt: o yah hit the navajo button guys
deGaulle: eisenhower ur worthless come help me quick
Eisenhower: i cant do **** til rosevelt gives me an army
paTTon: yah hurry the fock up
Churchill: d00d im gettin pounded
deGaulle: this is fockin weak u guys suck
*deGaulle has left the game.*
Roosevelt: im gonna attack the axis k?
benny-tow: with what? ur wheelchair?
benny-tow: lol did u mess up ur legs AND ur head?
Hitler[AoE]: ROFLMAO
T0J0: lol o no america im comin 4 u
Roosevelt: wtf! thats bullshiat u ***s im gunna kick ur *****
T0JO: not without ur harbors u wont! lol
Roosevelt: u little biotch ill get u
Hitler[AoE]: wtf
Hitler[AoE]: america hax, u had depression and now u got a huge fockin army
Hitler[AoE]: thats bullshiat u hacker
Churchill: lol no more france for u hitler
Hitler[AoE]: tojo help me!
T0J0: wtf u want me to do, im on the other side of the world retard
Hitler[AoE]: fine ill clear you a path
Stalin: WTF u arsshoel! WE HAD A FoCKIN TRUCE
Hitler[AoE]: i changed my mind lol
benny-tow: haha
benny-tow: hey ur losing ur guys in africa im gonna need help in italy soon sum1
T0J0: o **** i cant help u i got my hands full
Hitler[AoE]: im 2 busy 2 help
Roosevelt: yah thats right ***** im comin for ya
Stalin: church help me
Churchill: like u helped me before? sure ill just sit here
Stalin: dont be an arss
Churchill: dont be a commie. oops too late
Eisenhower: LOL
benny-tow: hahahh oh shiat help
Hitler: o man ur focked
paTTon: oh what now biotch
Roosevelt: whos the cripple now lol
*benny-tow has been eliminated.*
benny-tow: lame
Roosevelt: gj patton
paTTon: thnx
Hitler[AoE]: WTF eisenhower hax hes killing all my shiat
Hitler[AoE]: quit u hacker so u dont ruin my record
Eisenhower: Nuts!
benny~tow: wtf that mean?
Eisenhower: meant to say nutsack lol finger slipped
paTTon: coming to get u hitler u paper hanging hun ****socker
Stalin: rofl
T0J0: HAHAHHAA
Hitler[AoE]: u guys are fockin ***
Hitler[AoE]: ur never getting in my city
*Hitler[AoE] has been eliminated.*
benny~tow: OMG u noob you killed yourself
Eisenhower: ROFLOLOLOL
Stalin: OMG LMAO!
Hitler[AoE]: WTF i didnt click there omg this game blows
*Hitler[AoE] has left the game*
paTTon: hahahhah
T0J0: WTF my teammates are n00bs
benny~tow: shut up noob
Roosevelt: haha wut a moron
paTTon: wtf am i gunna do now?
Eisenhower: yah me too
T0J0: why dont u attack me o thats right u dont got no ships lololol
Eisenhower: fock u
paTTon: lemme go thru ur base commie
Stalin: go to hell lol
paTTon: fock this shiat im goin afk
Eisenhower: yah this is ***
*Roosevelt has left the game.*
Hitler[AoE]: wtf?
Eisenhower: shiat now we need some1 to join
*tru_m4n has joined the game.*
tru_m4n: hi all
T0J0: hey
Stalin: sup
Churchill: hi
tru_m4n: OMG OMG OMG i got all his stuff!
tru_m4n: NUKES! HOLY **** I GOT NUKES
Stalin: d00d gimmie some plz
tru_m4n: no way i only got like a couple
Stalin: omg dont be *** gimmie nuculer secrets
T0J0: wtf is nukes?
T0J0: holy ****holy****hoyl****!
*T0J0 has been eliminated.*
*The Allied team has won the game!*
Eisenhower: awesome!
Churchill: gg noobs no re
T0J0: thats bull**** u fockin suck
*T0J0 has left the game.*
*Eisenhower has left the game.*
Stalin: next game im not going to be on ur team, u guys didnt help me for ****
Churchill: wutever, we didnt need ur help neway dumbarss
tru_m4n: l8r all
benny~tow: bye
Churchill: l8r
Stalin: fock u all
tru_m4n: shut up commie lol
*tru_m4n has left the game.*
benny~tow: lololol u commie
Churchill: ROFL
Churchill: bye commie
*Churchill has left the game.*
*benny~tow has left the game.*
Stalin: i hate u all ***s
*Stalin has left the game.*
paTTon: lol no1 is left
paTTon: weeeee i got a jeep
*paTTon has been eliminated.*
paTTon: o shiat!
*paTTon has left the game.*

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:34 am

Roxxie, omfg LOL!!! Hilarious!!  Laughing Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 3:53 am

HAHAHAHAHAHA! That was historically accurate and entertaining all in one hahaha.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 1:10 pm

Bahahaha! Thanks for the laughs, Roxxie. XD
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 5:54 pm

I needed to share this...

About an hour ago I was getting ready to walk out the door to go to the bank from work. My boss sees me and tells me to take her car so her little dog, Precious, could go with and get a cookie. I won't let Precious ride in my car because it's brand new.

She digs her keys out of her purse and then says, "Wait, wait. My car's almost out of gas. Take this one." Out come another set of keys. "I'll show you where it is."

We put the leash on the dog and head out the back door of the office.

"I think I parked it down here," she says, walking along the row of vehicles just outside the door.

"Well... I don't see it. Did I park it over there?" To the right where more vehicles are lined up.

"Do you see a car with Denali on it and a dealer tag? I know I didn't park it facing out because I can't back that thing up."

"Um... No?" I say. "Did you park it on either side of the building?"

"I don't know. Look over on the left and I'll look on the right."

So I walk over and look, no Denali.

"I don't see it over here. Is it over there?"

"No... Here, just take my car. I'll give you my credit card in case you need gas. I wonder where I parked that truck..."

She hands me her credit card.

"Do you want me to fill your tank since I'm going to be out with it anyway?"

"Oh would you? Thank you."

We go to her car and she notices the drunk is not fully latched, asks for her keys so she can pop it and close it properly. Then she heads to the driver door and opens it for me. We let her dog in. I scoot the seat back and get in. Three seconds later I realize I have no keys.

"Hey! Come back here! I need keys!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! Here you go," she wanders back over looking sheepish. "Do you have the keys for the other car?"

"...no... I handed them to you."

She digs around in her purse and finds the Denali keys.

"Here they are. Okay, thanks! Now I'm going to go see if I can find where I parked that thing..."

And she wanders off.

People, I shit you not. The only thing I could do was shake my head. Oh, one time she lost her car keys for several days and know where she found them? Under the sink in her kitchen. Explain that one. I can't.



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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 6:03 pm

"My Boss".....

Wow. She manages something. I mean, clearly not her life or her vehicles. Or her keys.


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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Fri Apr 11, 2014 10:24 pm

Louis CK +1

No offense Morgan, but I don't like your boss. Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sat Apr 12, 2014 8:31 am

Morgan +1

WOW!

That about sums my Mom up perfectly - often losing her keys (usually in her huge purse/bag) and sometimes losing her entire car.

Once she drove herself to the airport, and parked her car there for a week while she was away on a trip.

We got a call when she got back a week later saying that she couldn't find her car.

The whole family drove out to the airport and helped her find it (looked in 3 long-term parking lots).

Her response once we finally found it - "someone moved my car!"

Not a Denali, but rather, denial.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sun Apr 13, 2014 5:14 pm

So I go to the shop today and I have my music going, with earphones naturally, as this is my way of indicating that I have no interest in engaging in conversation with random strangers.  The lass at the check out is not only a motor mouth, but loud with it.  I can only imagine what it would be like if she were serving a bloke buying condoms  "EXTRA SMALL EH, WELL WE CAN'T ALL BE BLESSED NOW CAN WE?"  So anyway, I smile and eye up the exit longingly, wondering why my vacant look and lack of reply is not phasing this wench one little bit, all the while thinking over and over 'STFU!'  I walk out the shop and then the song that was playing registers with me, it was perfect:  


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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Apr 14, 2014 11:02 am

anto_capone wrote:
Louis CK +1

No offense Morgan, but I don't like your boss. Razz

None taken. That makes two of us 90% of the time.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Thu Apr 17, 2014 3:34 pm

I literally laughed so hard I cried and gave myself a headache:

http://www.buzzfeed.com/jessicamisener/the-30-most-hilarious-autocorrect-struggles-ever

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Sat Apr 19, 2014 9:04 pm

Mini lol for today - I made this typo only a few minutes ago:

BF wonders what he said.
[02:00] ME: you said about shops being shit
[02:00] ME: *shut
ME facepalms
[02:01] BF: Either works, really. :-)

*note names have been changed to protect the identity of the innocent.

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Mon Apr 21, 2014 11:53 pm

My latest favorite tumblr:

http://textsfromtng.tumblr.com/


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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:07 am

Nice Jill! lol!

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 8:35 am

Facebook video: Fanny Flambo, smoking pussy gang doll...

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?v=847717595242064
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:36 am

This one should be facepalm of the day:

Quote :
From: Gambit
To: Kelli
Posted: 22 Apr 2014 13:28
Subject: Smile
Babe, you are so cute...  Smile 

I feel dirty.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 9:50 am

I got um...possessive-ish?

Rawr? o.O



and I so meant to say hearth... >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:34 am

Lol sorry had to post..so funny...this guy cracks me up. Its like playing with a special needs lad who likes to eat mud.

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From : Gambit , Lord of Lost Crew
Date : 22/04/1462 - 15:53:58
Titre : Re: Kelli
who fuck you son!


who is the fuck is KELLI?????????


Tell the bitch to go fuck off !!!!


Say it son!!!!

Me sendies-
Quote :
Ah! A man of obvious linguistic talents. Allow us to dialogue in friendly discourse.

Your reputation is well known. You are famed for being an ineffably myopic dingleberry who is a belligerent maliciously malodorous orgy of indecency who is well known for being a belligerent cantankerously-caterwauling mass of neuroses and pathologies.

By the by, if you are battling to follow this, I will send you a lovely dictionary.

Furthermore, seeing as you have the intellectual magnitude of a dust mite, I will forgo the really taxing conversation for another time.

Vous etes un homme triste.

Sie sind ein Versagen als Mensch.

Doe de wereld een plezier en uitgegroeid tot een priester.

Noma ukuzihambahambela eside off ipulangwe esifushane phakathi nolwandle.

Have a lovely day, Casanova.

P.s...try respecting women instead of treating them like your personal sex pet. You might be surprised at the positive feedback you will get back.

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The language parts translate too: (coz i wanted to give him some work lol)

You are a sad man. (In french)

You are a failure as a human being. (in German)

Do the world a favour and become a priest.(in Dutch)

Or a long walk off a short plank into the sea. (In zulu, but I forgot the word for “off” ;( )
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 10:51 am

Love it. But your Dutch is a little off. Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 11:11 am

I know. I speak afrikaans, so I was trying to like... conversionalize. Sad times ;(

So the intellectual mammoth mailed me again. I'm not going to engage anymore. Its no challenge. Thought he would be a bit unique at least...alas.

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From : Gambit , Lord of Lost Crew
Date : 22/04/1462 - 16:44:43
Titre : Re: Re: Re: Kelli
really? you wanna take a shot at me?

just bring your bitch Kelli ... I fuck her just to piss you off for wasting my time. ^^

me:
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I verbally joust with men, not boys. Sadly you have been found wanting as I feared. I doubt you could satisfy anyone with that wee spitting garden snake you have there in your trousers boyo. Anyway, I am bored with you. See you when I see you.
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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 1:11 pm

About to keel over laughing so hard hahaha!  Laughing 

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PostSubject: Re: Laugh of the day   Tue Apr 22, 2014 2:46 pm

Looks like Gambit did better than going to a battle of wits ill-equipped, he was really brave and came completely unequipped.

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