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PostSubject: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:00 pm

RoxxaneNNGO: Luffy - why don't you start a thread on Yo Momma jokes? wrote:




Yo mamma so fat she dont need da internet...coz she is world wide already!
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:02 pm

Yo mama is so hairy people run up to her and say "Chewbacca can I have your autograph?"
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:06 pm

Yo momma is so stupid that she thinks Taco Bell is a Mexican phone company.

ETA - that's a freebie.

I'll judge your competition!

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:09 pm

Yo mama's so fat that she thought the opening line of Kirk's monologue was "Spice, the final Frontier..."
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 3:17 pm

Yo mamma is so dirty she was banned from the sewage facility for sanitation concerns!
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:11 pm

Yo mama is so ugly that that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:13 pm

You'll never be the man Yo mama was.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:24 pm

yo mamma so ugly...well...look at you.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Tue Sep 10, 2013 5:29 pm

Yo mama so ugly Bob the Builder looked at her and said "I CAN'T FIX THAT!"
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Wed Sep 11, 2013 4:50 am

Yo mama is so fat that she was floating in the ocean and Spain claimed her for the New World.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Wed Sep 11, 2013 12:51 pm

Yo mama's so fat that even spaceships run out of fuel trying to go around her.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Wed Sep 11, 2013 2:50 pm

Well, I like both Luffy and Rareit's burns. It was even except for the Star Wars vs. Star Trek ones, which definitely went to the Chewbacca reference/joke.

So, the winner is:

Rareit!

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 3:42 am

I bow to my worthy opponent. Bravo! and all that...but yo mama still fat yo!

Thanks for judging Rox!

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:47 am

Luffy1 wrote:
I bow to my worthy opponent. Bravo! and all that...but yo mama still fat yo!

Thanks for judging Rox!

Who is next?
I can be next! Yo mama's so fat she has her own gravitational orbit.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 6:51 am

Har! Challenge Accepted Cad-my-man!

I say to you...sir....Yo mama is so fat that she puts on her lipstick with a paint-roller!

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 7:36 am

Yo mamma's so fat that she could end world hunger by going on a diet!
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 8:05 am

Yo mama is so fat that when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton to display her picture.

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:43 am

Yo mamma's so fat that when she ran away there was no need to use a milk carton... We just needed to follow the craters.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:45 am

Touche Sir!

Yo mama is so fat that she was cut from the cast of E.T., because she caused an eclipse when she rode the bike across the moon.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 9:58 am

Yo mamma's so fat that in order to visit her we need to further develop space travel... And I don't mean visiting her house.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 10:54 am

Lmao over here lol!!!

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Thu Sep 12, 2013 11:06 am

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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Fri Sep 13, 2013 5:55 am

Yo mama is so fat that when she goes to an all you can eat buffet, they have to install speed bumps.
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:37 am

Yo mamma's so fat she doesn't go to an all you can eat buffet, the all you can eat buffet comes to her, and they even have to bring a new one each five minutes!
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PostSubject: Re: [Joke challenge] Yo mamma is so fat...   Fri Sep 13, 2013 9:52 am

Yo mama is so fat that she went to the movie theatre and sat next to everyone
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