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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:11 am

Can't you just convince him to delete HIMSELF? It would be a gift to all mankind!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 3:41 am

Didn't he boast somewhere in Highland hall that he'd delete himself if Anto conquered England?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 10:23 am

I am not sure on that. But I got him to change it, but when I changed mine he still didn't like what I put. Such is life.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:20 am

so the we got kicked out of the town hall tavern here in Kirk.. So friendly Razz

Laughing Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:29 am

LOL how did you manage that? When is Cerzi ever even around to boot anyone?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 11:36 am

Yeah! I had to actually god-mod him out of my RP because he just vanished in the middle of it.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:00 pm

It's hard to rp with him, cause half the time I can't understand what is said. I have to go back and read the post a few times to even understand.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:09 pm

I haven't been kicked. Maybe it is my sunny disposition and astonishing good looks.  Laughing Laughing 
Yea, just kiddin'. Why'd you get kicked? Thats rude.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Jan 20, 2014 12:46 pm

idk two people who were each other's sponsor/affiliate came in and said "welcome to town".. "OUR TOWN" and I just spoke of how glad I am to see them welcome us with open arms and it's a pity the mayor's office didnt react the same way Razz

I think they're on red alert now Laughing


EDIT: Don't mind me guys, this happened in Penrith, not kirk .. Whoops

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:24 pm

Form Letter
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English people in Kendal,

I will keep this short, to give you all as much time as possible to contemplate one of the most important decisions you’ll ever make. You may have noticed the nine armies outside your walls. They are full of over 130 celtic warriors. Not peasants, but battle hardened warriors who have already triumphed over and destroyed the English forces at Carlisle and North of Kendal. We know how many people you have, and we know it is not enough. However, we aren’t interested in slaughter, and wish to preserve lives on both sides.

To that end, I urge you to stay off the walls. Anyone who stands against us now in our moment of triumph whether they are in an army, militia or defending the power in a group will be prosecuted afterwards. Defenders will be jailed and fined OR executed at our leisure once we have the capitol.
Now maybe you are ok with risking your life. Well consider this. For every defender we see on the walls we will prosecute one of those who stood against us with Victoriafox. By defending you condemn not just yourself but your comrades as-well. Still sound like a good idea when there is no hope of victory?

The Choice is yours, but the outcome is no longer in doubt.
Kendal will fall, the only question is if you will fall with it.

Now, here are some of the funny replies I've already gotten:

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From : Perenelle , Lady of Invisible Celtic Spirits
Date : 22/01/1462 - 01:46:17
Titre : Re: Choice
Stop harassing and threatening me via letters. If you write me once again I will report you. Bye.

Textbook English!

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From : James_jones
Date : 22/01/1462 - 02:00:11
Titre : Re: Choice
I wanted a peaceful life....I wanted to avoid war....I wanted a peaceful life with my soon to be wife....after three years of playing rk and trying to get that you people think you can show up outside my town walls and ruin what ive worked for three years of my life to gain?! Go ahead....try it...try to take my home and realize how you've made the worst damn mistake of your life!! You want to throw three years of me working to gain something it wouldnt hurt you for me to have? Try it....because I promise you if you do you'll be sorry!!

Thinks the war is all about him and his ig wife... and that Kendal is "his town". lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Tue Jan 21, 2014 8:36 pm

I asked entry into the English Embassy as I'm KoW Chancellor and wanted to inquire about stuff.

I was asked if the KoW is only Laighean.... Neutral 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Tue Jan 21, 2014 11:28 pm

SnailKoW wrote:
I asked entry into the English Embassy as I'm KoW Chancellor and wanted to inquire about stuff.

I was asked if the KoW is only Laighean.... Neutral 

Hahahaha yeah I've noticed that 99% of the people who are totally anti-CA don't actually have any idea what the CA is... they're just automatons set on constant repeat of "CA baaaad, England goooood".
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 7:16 am

[quote="Motherlucka"]F

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From : Perenelle , Lady of Invisible Celtic Spirits
Date : 22/01/1462 - 01:46:17
Titre : Re: Choice
Stop harassing and threatening me via letters. If you write me once again I will report you. Bye.

http://www.renaissancekingdoms.com/FichePersonnage.php?login=Perenelle


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22/01/1462 04:11 : You started the fight with A group composed of Abendstern and of Eddart.
22/01/1462 04:11 : You have hit Abendstern. You've caused a serious injury.
22/01/1462 04:11 : You have hit Abendstern. This blow was most likely fatal.
(Some royal lady is kaput!)

It seems english killed some german travelers tonight Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 9:22 am

Lol "travellers" sure. They have been robbing all over Galloway Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 10:52 pm

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From : James_jones
Date : 22/01/1462 - 05:41:22
Titre : Re: Re: Re: Choice

Fact of the matter is it shouldnt matter...ive spent three years of my life trying to get what my friend had the day I joined rk. Now because of stupidity I never helped cause I am in the middle of a situation I dont know what to do about. Im not about to not fight because these are my friends pure and simple...so you want to have taking three years of my effort away from me on your hands be my guest....but know this...im just an innocent person about to marry the person I have searched three years in game for so I could have what my best ig friend had the day I joined the rk world. You're threatening three years of work just because you decided to show up on the door step of my country and cause problems...its not fair....period!

I responded by telling him to chill out that we couldn't touch his home inventory,field or workshops anyway.

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   From : James_jones
   Date : 23/01/1462 - 03:58:07
   Titre : Re: Re: Re: Re: Re: Choice

   Yes, a game ive worked for years of my life to get where I wanted to be....a game a lot of people put a lot into and im not about to lose years worth of work because idiots dont know how to let someone live a peaceful life and end up dragging people that dont want to be into the middle of drama they wanted no part of. Its not fair and you know it. I wanted no part of it and neither did a lot of my friends that live in Kendal....its not fair to be dragging people into something they had nothing to do with and risk setbacks in the time they have put in just because you seem to like the idea of making someones life a living hell. I keep getting the its just a game speach....from people that really have no idea how much goes into developing a character and the time ive spent developing the relationship I have in game that id rather not lose since its the only one ive had yet that seems to be going anywhere....so yes...out of game I am very upset by this whole thing. I think I have more than a right to be since I had nothing to do with any of it. No im not saying you're a bad person....im saying this is a very very unfair situation and I hope to god I dont end up with months of character set backs over something I didnt cause. You said the english did something to start the war...yeah....well I didnt...and im not about to have what ive worked for threatened over stupidity. So unless you can assure me that wont happen im going to be very upset and dont feel its right that I have to go through that after the amount of things ive been through and having to rebuild my character twice already to get away from being harassed for no reason. Sorry if I seem heated....but its upsetting to spend this kind of time in a game ive grown to love only to be thrown into a situation like this and then be told "its just a game" like all the time ive worked on building my character means nothing, because if all of you woke tomorrow and had yours wiped out you'd be upset on a level not able to be put into words. So truth be told I could use a little assurance that all the time ive put into this isint going down the drain for nothing.

He comes back with a wall of text I haven't read. The important thing - this signifies the beginning of the English bitching as their county falls.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:17 pm

gee maybe james jones should have thought about draggging people into things when his king hezlog snuck attacked PL when we weren't in the war?

Just saying Smile

So like Munster, I hate this excuse "yes my leaders messed up and hurt your people but I wasn't paying attention I just live my life so why am I being punished"

Ah fuck you too hard to explain to someone that brain dead.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:33 pm

that guy is pissed lmfao
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Wed Jan 22, 2014 11:47 pm

Yeah the whole point of my first mail was to say, hey if you don't want the occupation to mess with you don't stand on the walls against us at Kendal. If the bitch doesn't like war in the game he can go play farmville.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:10 am

Well I'm sure his buddies over there aren't telling him that all is not lost if the place is taken.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 12:11 am

Tell him OOC that it's an opportunity for character development!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:53 am

What stops him from continuing to farm ?  Rolling Eyes 

I really enjoy their whining, been waiting for this since they decided to come to Glasgow  Twisted Evil 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 8:27 am

James wrote:
im just an innocent person about to marry the person I have searched three years in game for so I could have what my best ig friend had the day I joined the rk world.

Sounds like 'I spent 3 years online to find a substitute for RL love because I'm too afraid to venture into the cold, dark world outside my door unless I need a new pack of Pringles.'

These people...  lol! 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:52 pm

Actually to me what it sounds like is an active player trying to write for his alt as if his alt is a pure innocent inactive player stereotype that that bunch loves to try and say we are running out of the game.

Truth is inactive, farmville types never feel the way that guy does. There is a reason why they aren't active, they aren't emotional about the game. It's a point and click universe just like Farmville. Those people don't write back letters and if they did they wouldn't sound like that.

This is the letter of an experience player who thought he'd use his alt to try and make tpb hector feel guilty.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 1:55 pm

Daubs you just got my +1 of the day.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:19 pm

You hit the nail on the head there Daub. My sister was a farmville type player in RK (she joined cuz I mentioned the game to her and she likes MMO's...she has since left the game. Razz ). I think she ventured over to the forums twice in her 3 years of playing. Never once posted cuz she just didn't give a shit.  Razz Certainly would have never occurred to her to actually message someone about their choice of game play.


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