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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 3:51 pm

I think your right Daub, but he failed. I've been on the losing side before so I know how to deal with it and don't feel any sympathy for those who can't. All I got was a good laugh.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:23 pm

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Now it is a mather of maybe 2 days before we lost our capitol and see the NNGO try to have some fun by plundering the county.....Ha it smell like old cumberland all again.

But maybe whit a different twist now has maybe the gods will whatch how it will be manadge from up the sky like they did last year in scotland......bah who care anyway let thems do what must be done and also i would like to suggest moderation in the forum please.....

I am delight to see the fool languadge and the very bitter twist some are writing in a more subtil way but hey our critters do not like it so in short be polite please and do temper yourself.

Now to what i wanna say ha yes they have taken a county of england good or fine did not expect that it would take thems this long but the end result is there. So now let see how we can has a county welcome our guess that want to plunder dry the place and make there stay a bit harsh.

They are drastic mesure so hope you have the stomac for it......

they will surely look at the mine yep every time you will go to the mine they will get booty so nope mine are not an option STOP GOING MINNING wen they will be in power.

Do something else go fishing or cutting wood has much has you can untill no more ax are found and work your field. This will occupied you for a while.

Now making money has you have seen some of the invaders have plenty of it so sell you precious food at a extrem high price were ennemi soldiers are station.After all gold is gold but remember they have also food on hand so they might last for up to 20 days.

Remember in the town were the ennemy are holding do no renew lordship you only feed thems money(sorry gods no token used).

ha yes they will tax...just do not pay the tax pure and simple.... they will trial you for it if you have no money to pay thems they are has scew has you are to much negative in the red and you will see a dive carriage chopping the judge head.

Enjoy the visitor for a while and appreciate what good they will bring.

But for most of us if you get feed up there is the ultimate solution espacialy for the newbies that will found it hard... take a break from rk and this mess go on a retreat for a while no more bother enjoy the sun have fun whit your kids.

Still before going there like i said there is much you can do.....do not bother for the trilling they will be putting you on if they are doing it on ecces they will have to deal whit other power and also there is the CoA i am sure they will be quite happy to have some of those vile charge drop while keeping the appearence of justice...after all they do not have control of it for now.

But like i said many more things you can do if you have nothing to do go self study at the university.And once in a while make a nice revolt.

Do not try to leave the town they will kill you and you will be out of action for 45 days.One thing they know is that they canot stay group to long or food will be soon gone one day or another they will have to split of or die of starvation unless resupply.So in short do not sell food.

ha yes they might have some food bring to thems safe way for thems is under army escort so make sure that you can jack thems if you can whit an outside army.I can assure you that 140 so ennemi are gonna need some foods one day or another.

Maybe and i said maybe our Ren will do is job and sink those supply ship but do not expect much from that part.Sure thing is i do not hope for thems to show up.

Now if on the market there is cheap stuff sold well it is probably the ennemi selling the plunder so try to refrein yourself of buying it......Do not again go to the mine wen they will take power.

so that is about it newbies do not worrie much if you do not have stat yiet just work your field work others field and revolt whit others every time you can.....do not take milicia job if it is the ennemi that offer it.

they will have the choice of going else were or if they decide to stay and you have enough of that crap well just go in retreat for a while and come back later to see how it went.

Retreat should be only after you have done all you can and are stuck to a point of no return.... i prefer you take a small break then see you leave for ever.It is a nerve game now.

Have good studies learn well have good fishing and cutting tree. go in our armies if you can and enjoy this party.Lets make sure they came her and get nothing whit thems.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:28 pm

Is that English? Looks like a mixture of IC and OOC with a headache on top.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 4:56 pm

crazy ic and ooc post, but also totally delusional. Take it from me as a guy who lost a castle to anto once Suspect  he will find ways to get money from it and worse yet for every pound he steals it will cost 10 pounds to fix.
But hey what do I know Smile

Fact is Brightpoint and company wanted Westmorland to fall. They could have easily prevented it. We had a peace deal several days ago and Rothgar reneged because the Frets wanted to sink meaningless ships in the PL harbor, and in the end England now works for the Frets. Because they wouldn't forsake them they can't exist with out them. A total catch-22.

Two things that the English will say were huge mistakes a year from now (just like they now admit attacking PL last year was a mistake) one is letting Brightpoint and his crew take the crown (they won't give it back and have their own agenda) the other will be signing an alliance with "France", which isn't actually France but Domaine Royale. In the end the alliance with DR will be the worst mistake the English ever made world wide.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:46 pm

I'm gonna cherry pick through Grace's magnum opus and insert my comments in green.

Grace De Grey wrote:
Anto, first, when I think of you all I think is Schadenfreude.

This word "Schadenfreude"...I do not think it means what you think it means.

It is confusing. You're either trying to compliment or you're being sarcastic. I don't know which because you're monotone:

(She has a picture here of Anto giving a well-done remark, but points to his location that says killing stupid people). Again, please refer to merriam-webster.com. Monotone means ": a way of talking or singing without raising or lowering the sound of your voice". So, all one sound. Try again, sweetie!

last time I checked you were the ones holding a sword to people's throats for literally no reason other than ego.

You say this like it is a bad thing!  Laughing  Laughing  Laughing 

I loved An Mumhaim. It was beautiful. It had wonderful people in it.

LOLOLOLOLOLOLOL.


Sure you have 100 guys. How many of them are soldiers?

Ummm, 100 of them? I am no mathematician, but I am pretty sure that it is 100.


Seriously, why don't you call it a day and just go home? Tell me you're here to pick up your mail-order wife.

You heard it straight from the horses mouth, folks. The women of England are so desperate for real men that they are listing themselves as mail order brides, hoping among all hopes that they will be chosen by an Irishman (or select Scotsman) to be whisked away from their dreadful homeland. That is a sad situation indeed!


I post my response here because 1)I am in Kirk and unable to reply in the Westmoreland Inn and 2) because she will read it here anyway!  Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 5:48 pm

Toasti Jen wrote:
I'm gonna cherry pick through Grace's magnum opus and insert my comments in green.

Grace De Grey wrote:


Seriously, why don't you call it a day and just go home? Tell me you're here to pick up your mail-order wife.

You heard it straight from the horses mouth, folks. The women of England are so desperate for real men that they are listing themselves as mail order brides, hoping among all hopes that they will be chosen by an Irishman (or select Scotsman) to be whisked away from their dreadful homeland. That is a sad situation indeed!


But again Zukran is forgotten. Why am I so unloved?  Shocked 
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:07 pm

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Toasti Jen wrote:
I'm gonna cherry pick through Grace's magnum opus and insert my comments in green.

Grace De Grey wrote:


Seriously, why don't you call it a day and just go home? Tell me you're here to pick up your mail-order wife.

You heard it straight from the horses mouth, folks. The women of England are so desperate for real men that they are listing themselves as mail order brides, hoping among all hopes that they will be chosen by an Irishman (or select Scotsman) to be whisked away from their dreadful homeland. That is a sad situation indeed!


But again Zukran is forgotten. Why am I so unloved?  Shocked 

Well, one fine fellow among a sea of hungry and desperate women can only go so far. Eventually, they will have to outsource for quality men.

Also, I guess I just have you listed as Honorary Irish in my mind!  Very Happy (it is a compliment, really!)
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:15 pm

I don't think they wanted to WML to fall, just that they were weighed the 75% chance of it falling before Allyn could arrive as acceptable vs Fretalian friendship. Seems like pretty stupid math to me.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:32 pm

my favorite part of the grace opus was " I love an mumhain it had beautiful people in it".
Of course she believes that she was six of them. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:34 pm

Daubigny wrote:
my favorite part of the grace opus was " I love an mumhain it had beautiful people in it".
Of course she believes that she was six of them. Smile

LOL
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 6:37 pm

Daubigny wrote:
my favorite part of the grace opus was " I love an mumhain it had beautiful people in it".
Of course she believes that she was six of them. Smile

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 7:51 pm

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my favorite part of the grace opus was " I love an mumhain it had beautiful people in it".
Of course she believes that she was six of them. Smile

lol I had to give that a +1 also

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:43 pm

Anto wrote:
Dear Gadfly,

Don't eat paint chips.


Thanks,

Everyone.

 I love you 
LOL!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Thu Jan 23, 2014 10:53 pm

hilarious!  Laughing 

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 8:58 am

--gadfly wrote:

Gadfly wonders what would happen if everyone in a conquered city
went into retreat. Would the invaders get bored and go back where they came from..?
Or would they like England so much they would just stay here and become English?

Genius !
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:07 am

One of the things that annoyed me with the Munster/English crowd was this desire to equate all situations to some playground analogy. I mean what is the point of playing a role play game if everything you do is going to be analyzed not in terms of the strategy of the game but in terms of what two five year olds would do?

That being said I wonder if they realize what they are saying. Cause this is it;

1) We declared war on someone in a game

2) We lost war in game

3) we decided not to play game (go in retreat)

Gee, sounds a little like I'll take my ball and go home. Smile

Much like the kids who did take their ball and go home I guess my feeling would be don't let the door hit you on the way out. I mean anyone with this attitude doesn't just have a shitty character, (and to me this "Gadfly" is everything that is wrong with RK), but you seem like a complete douche OOC as well.

I mean I think too often we get in this trap of thinking well we don't want anyone to quit. Why is that? I mean I've ran poker games in my life and if a guy is a douche we don't invite him back. There is no law says we have to like everyone because it's a public game. I say if you're a shitty enough rl person to quit playing a game because you started and lost a fake war, well good riddance. Why the fuck would I want to spend time hanging out with you anyway? Mind bogging that they think we would care.

Please go in retreat. If every nitwit in RK England goes in retreat I'll be thrilled, it would be the first time ever they collectively shut the fuck up.

I'd say the only drawback for me as a player if they all go in retreat is I bet they can't talk Arkie into doing it with them. If they could pull off that coup it would be perfect. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:25 am

Gambit wrote:
Waiting for NNGO/CA...

Cant they walk any faster? White devil is thirsty...



I would like this post removed as it is OOC in an open role play fourm... it's located here. ...

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2162757

In the London Commons page 3

Damn Gambit.. he just can't leave well enough alone >.>
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:39 am

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We can also work at the church and just screw with them work the IMW.  Working for the county at the IMW will help.  :wink:

Actually for those in Kendal its the only option as the both mines here are closed Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 9:43 am

Do they realise they are screwing themselves over? Lmfao they are stupider than I thought.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 10:24 am

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Caitilin wrote:
We can also work at the church and just screw with them work the IMW.  Working for the county at the IMW will help.  :wink:

Actually for those in Kendal its the only option as the both mines here are closed Razz


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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:12 am

Daub, your entire post gets the slow clap. Agreed!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:34 am

Chrisiusmaximus wrote:

The obvious fact is that if one talks out of there posterior for long enough they believe their own lies ! the sadder fact is some liars can posess the gullible into becoming disciples.

Anto Capone ! case in point.

This whore born scumbag needs to be destroyed once and for all, until that is achieved there will never be peace !

He alone and his sickly hearts desires are the sole reason we are still fighting battles over disputes from five or more years back.

There could have once been argument that what Degas's cronies did to the young NNGO was unfair, I for one refused to be part of the armies sent to Birmingham, not because I sided with one or the other but because back then I did not like the idea of Englishmen killing Englishmen.

Now there really is such Hypocrisy from Capone, he sets out to destroy that which he
was. But not once or even twice.

No this Earseling has practiced his dark arts in Scotland and Ireland, bringing death destruction and suffering to both those places !

In truth He is not Irish Scottish or English, he is simply pure Evil.

Those of you who follow this clown are deluded or far worse, twisted spiteful beings who likely also need to be destroyed once and for all.

Do you think he was touching himself inappropriately while he typed this missive with one hand?

I do.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:42 am

I just can't fathom some people's reasoning. They play a game that has the ability for people to rob, to create armies, to build battle ships and, in general, create havoc and yet they expect every player to "play nice" and not take advantage of what has been provided by the game developers?

If you don't want war, if you don't want to be robbed, if you don't want to be inconvenienced, go find another game that doesn't have all these things.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 11:52 am

Aiiane wrote:
I just can't fathom some people's reasoning. They play a game that has the ability for people to rob, to create armies, to build battle ships and, in general, create havoc and yet they expect every player to "play nice" and not take advantage of what has been provided by the game developers?

If you don't want war, if you don't want to be robbed, if you don't want to be inconvenienced, go find another game that doesn't have all these things.

That would be half the trouble in my opinion. Lots of those people dont really mind stealing, killing, lying, pirating etc. themselves but because its in the name of "good" it definitely must be good and they deserve an exception  of the rule:) Basically its "No matter what we do its all good, if anyone else is doing that - they're evil".
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 24, 2014 2:58 pm

Man, Chrisiusmaximus is still in the game? Wow, now that is a blast from the past.
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