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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 2:36 am

Thats just...sad.  It really is.  Neutral
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:15 am





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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:44 am

Olivershaggy wrote:
Daniel u silly **beep** -

As I tell u in tavern yur mother say u well endowed but dont let that go to yur head - she say i bigger

Kelster - I see Englands records in Parlament back up what Motherflucker say - if yur story is correct, how many NNGO peoples did u kill when they left Carlile? or how many NNGo peoples did u prosecute when they left Carlisele? Not one. U guy got buttflucked and u took it like sissy boy u are.


Edited by: {Brown Bear} - removed the censored words.

Soooo...good news guys....no censoring here Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:13 am

Well its spelled Buttf-l-ucked so technically, loopholes for the win! rahaha so humorous! Think the Bear is into S&M?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:24 am

You wanna find out? Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:29 am

Depends it I have to be the dominant or submissive one Razz
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:33 am

What I accidently found:

http://www.renaissancekingdoms.com/FichePersonnage.php?login=Stanburg

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I was killed coz I looked like a robber!!!
Posted: 5 month(s) ago

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It's unfair. I was not a robber.

08/09/1461 04:08 : Your weapon has been destroyed.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Eurydice hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Ej_styles hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Arefin hit you You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Eurydice hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Pilgrim hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Amalea_zinda hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Sonnie hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Rillina hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Elson88 hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Anice hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Inphamus hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Sonnie hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Inphamus hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Octavia.moonlit hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Eurydice hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Rillina hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : Elmix hit you with their sword. You have died in combat.
08/09/1461 04:08 : You have been attacked by the army "Phoenix Legion" lead by Elmix.



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My Diary

19-10-1460 Travel from home in Lewes to find new things.
20-10-1460 In jail for 1 night in Hastings due to 'loitering' (?)
Talk with the elites in the tavern 'Sevenoaks'. Work in Lady Molly Rose's field.
21-10-1460 Pay 1 p. for hostel. Talk with the kind-hearted Father Mirceadino. Make a decision to travel further to Dover.
29-10-1460 After working and defending Dover, the lady Evarian kindly escorted me safely back to Lewes.
February 1460 Moved to Southampton

08-09-1461 From southmost, I was killed in Egremont due to I 'looked like' a robber!!!!!!!!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 10:49 am

I like the part where Eurydice has to stab the corpse three times because she is struggling to tell the difference between a living person and a corpse.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 12:43 pm

Grace de Grey wrote:

OOC info: NNGO/Fury armies have been moved back by at least a node. They are still north of us . . . again. The six Laighean armies (as I'm calling them), also moved back. They are south of us still.

The armies, "Phoenix Legion" (Grace.de.grey), "The King's Own; Royal Army" (Kelster) and "The King's Own; Royal Army", (now Philip_Hawke) have held our ground. Our armies sustained only minor injuries today. Huzzah

You would think that she would now what is going on in her own country...perhaps she needs to pay better attention... cause the next time... we may not miss
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 3:28 pm

I am motivated to say this because of historical and current information regarding this character:

Morratt is an angry zit on the anus of England.

I just needed to get that out.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:31 pm

at least he's no longer an angry zit on the anus of Ireland Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 4:57 pm

So it begins rp for the ones in England for their battle events rp

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2162757
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:16 pm

and that first reply  Laughing . They really have nothing better to do.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:21 pm

Yeah, we play nice OOC and we get trolling from them. Funny how we good players play evil characters and them supposedly play good chars and are trolls ooc wise.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 5:22 pm

we will just have to show them by example that we have got class Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:15 pm

Bekah wrote:
we will just have to show them by example that we have got class Very Happy

They won't know it when they see it.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:22 pm

Perhaps they won't, but others who read will eventually catch on as long as we refuse to stoop to their level.  Ignoring their nonsense most likely hurts them worse than any response we could possibly offer.

EDIT: Oh good post Donnor!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:28 pm

Toasti Jen wrote:
I am motivated to say this because of historical and current information regarding this character:

Morratt is an angry zit on the anus of England.

I just needed to get that out.

+1


HAHAHAHA!

hehe Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:38 pm

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http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?p=86334855#86334855
--Gadfly wrote:
Gadfly gasps in surprise! She thinks to herself,
"It seems so indiscreet of Kalens to flaunt
correspondence with his Scot relative in public,
at a time so dangerous for England!"

{OOC: Sorry but I can't help it anymore, the last couple posts I've seen from you are completely out of character, either you know this already or you are completely fucking retarded. Which is it? Kalens is writing a letter to his IRISH relative, and you wouldn't even know he was writing the letter to and IRISH relative unless you intercepted the letter or was standing beside him, OR was him yourself. Quit being a moron and rp properly or shut the fuck up.}

IC: Yawns.

couldnt help myself

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:41 pm

ooh!  you really shouldn't hold back like that Donnor, it's not good for your health Razz

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 6:44 pm

lol...I try to mainly because I hate to break character at all, but she is just fucking retarded...It gets irritating lol

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:01 pm

Brilliant <3


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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 7:19 pm

had to be said Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:00 pm

Gadfly wrote:
OOC: Gadfly may be "mentally challenged" it's true. But to call her "retarded" is being
mean to the handicapped!
Quote:
"she thinks to herself"
I guess "mind reading" is o.k... as long as it's OOC:..
I'm sure that you don't want to seem prejudiced.. pray to Jah that Gadfly will improve,
when she is more experienced, or that she recovers from her brain injury.

IC: Gadfly tries hard not to giggle.

What. A. Twat.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Jan 12, 2014 8:01 pm

"Pray to Jay" while in OOC? psycho Shocked

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