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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 9:26 am

Laughing

Edit: You can't say no though, Roxxane... Not when he's trying so hard to be condescending polite!
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:06 am

Well, he is wrong that I don't have food there...it's just not all of it is for sale. So I'd have to travel back there to close it (to recover the food). And I doubt they would let me travel there without prosecution!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:21 am

Actually, if I am reading things right with my talks with Robin, it is highly likely that we would be allowed to go to England and be safe from prosecution.

Cost of opening a tavern:  £100
Taxes on the tavern: £20 per week and climbing
The satisfaction of annoying certain English types:  Priceless!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 10:30 am

Roxxane wrote:
Well, he is wrong that I don't have food there...it's just not all of it is for sale.  So I'd have to travel back there to close it (to recover the food).  And I doubt they would let me travel there without prosecution!

Technically everyone on both sides was pardoned under the treaty, but they could still bar you access.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 11:40 am

My mail back:

Hiya,

Good to speak with you again after so much time.

Well, I kinda like it there. It provides me correspondence from those that stop in Kendal, sit in the tavern, and write me a 'Thank You' note for handing an ass whipping to the English. It also provides me correspondence from those that hate it, and vent about how horrible a person I am. The latter of which is likely true. :-)

In any case, your mail is the first to actually make me consider it. But it will not be a small undertaking. I stashed quite a bit of stat food in that tavern as I could not carry everything with me when we plundered and looted Westmorland. :-) So, despite that tavern not having anything for sale, I cannot just close it.

Accordingly, I would have to have a full pardon and a promise that a trip by me and an armed retinue of my closest friends would not be accosted in a journey to and from Kendall. It may actually take more than one trip to close the tavern as well as for me to get a few things from my flat there.

Let me know your thoughts.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:44 pm

Roxxane wrote:


Accordingly, I would have to have a full pardon and a promise that a trip by me and an armed retinue of my closest friends would not be accosted in a journey to and from Kendall.  It may actually take more than one trip to close the tavern as well as for me to get a few things from my flat there.


Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing Laughing

That's awesome.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 2:45 pm

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No, tell the King to give us all Baronies and Lordships in return.

LOL I demand five meaningless titles and nothing less dammit!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 3:08 pm

Nice! Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:24 pm

Pan-Anglo treaty wrote:
2- The signing of this treaty revokes any opposing decrees issued in the past from any of the involved parties. Any and all deeds, actions, or comments made prior to the signing of this treaty, by any citizen of any of the signatory parties, will be considered pardoned and forgotten by the opposing party/ies, to allow all sides to move forward in peace. Additionally all sides agree to forgive any and all citizens of the county of Galloway for any action or infractions they may have committed while serving in the the armies of either side in the course of this war.

They have no standing to bar any of us from walking into England on foot so long as we do not commit any crimes while there.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 7:48 pm

Heh, who volunteers to walk in to England and have them obviously kill them, just to kick off an outrage based on that?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jan 30, 2015 8:54 pm

Mick wrote:
Heh, who volunteers to walk in to England and have them obviously kill them, just to kick off an outrage based on that?

I am up for that Very Happy

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sat Jan 31, 2015 12:19 am

Ditto! Here's another one:

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2232611


Thinking that maybe they miss us? ^^

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sat Jan 31, 2015 1:53 am

Mick wrote:
Heh, who volunteers to walk in to England and have them obviously kill them, just to kick off an outrage based on that?

Sign me up. Smile
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sat Jan 31, 2015 6:03 pm

I made it to the first town then had to head back for this current adventure.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sat Jan 31, 2015 7:48 pm

you guys Laughing

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sat Jan 31, 2015 10:17 pm

I'll go to England again...that was fun the last time..
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Apr 12, 2015 10:09 am

England won the war apparently Razz



Aggnes wrote:
"Six years is indeed a long time, but there's a parallel in the more recent past, and Cait, you know exactly what I did, because you helped me do it."


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I will ask you one simple question, all of you. Faced with the prospect of the destruction of your county or just allowing the NNGO armies pass through, what pray tell would you do? You have no armies to defend and no money to hire them.

"Thus far, the parallel holds good. Westmorland had no armies left, no money, and had lost its capital. A rather worse state than the description given of Galloway at that time."

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The Countess of Cumberland has refused your plea for help.

And there's one difference. The rest of England did not refuse our need for help. But, even if they had, I remember the mood in Westmorland at the time. I'd said that I'd negotiate with Anto to prevent any more harm coming to our county, and even started doing that. The House of Lords gave serious consideration to abandoning Westmorland, and it did at one point look like the sensible option. But as I reported to them then, I had to bow to the will of the people of Westmorland, the ones I was trying to protect. As I described it then, the mood here was:
"We shall defend our county, whatever the cost may be. We shall fight on the beaches, we shall fight on the nodes, we shall fight in the fields and in the streets, we shall fight in the hills; we shall never surrender."
And that's what we did. "We" including myself, Rowan, Cullan, Cait and many, many more. Galloway is now a friend and a trading partner. We are not in debt: the major CA counties are. We won. England won."
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Apr 12, 2015 1:18 pm

I guess Laighean isn't a major CA county, or Aggnes is delusional. We are the richest county in the world. lol

As for winning, WML won just as much as Laighean did in our first war. Laighean was utterly defeated and wrecked, and so was WML. Sure Laighean recovered after a year, and WML took about 2 years, but that doesn't change history. We both lost and got wrecked.

Ah well let them have their revisionist history. The truth is the truth. Hopefully England learned their lesson and will abide by the treaty. If not, we will have to go back and teach them another lesson.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Apr 12, 2015 3:11 pm

I thought it was funny because Aggness cant possibly know what Glasgow has. Nor I do think she has intel on other CA's counties.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Fri Jun 26, 2015 12:50 pm

I don't know about you folks but I find the argument taking place in Devon entertaining and humorous. Seems people are shit flinging because they don't agree with the name of the Devon army and wish to change it. That Irish Dragons lady especially likes to stir the shit pot it seems. I wonder who will have to lick the spoon.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Sun Oct 04, 2015 9:44 pm

So, despite the fact that I ended up aligned with the CA at the end of the war, I'm still getting a metal for my brief service at the beginning of England.



I can't wait to go to the Tower of London and get my medal :3 Bitches be jelly

Maybe I can stab a few people at the ceremony
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Oct 05, 2015 12:19 am

So English that they give you a medal when their own armies killed you illegally.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Mon Oct 05, 2015 7:10 am

+1 :-)

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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Tue Nov 17, 2015 6:47 pm

http://forum.renaissancekingdoms.com/viewtopic.php?t=2278457

I need a life.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny English Crap   Tue Nov 17, 2015 8:27 pm

You need a life? Are you kidding, that shit's some funny shit, man! Argo and Aggnes sitting in a tree...ha, ha, ha!

How about Daubigny and Drusilla next?
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