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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:53 am

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I tend to be a bit more diplomatic when I've calmed down.

I seriously, was trying something new, when I heard of our 'plots' and 'plans' that I know do not exist. So seeing people calling for the destruction of good people for no reason, gets me annoyed.

Nothing I hate more than bullying. It's why we moved to Scotland in the first place. And while you're proud of your 'naughtiness', I also dont like it when people shit in my front lawn. Laughing

I know what was "trying something new". Mailing our newborns, proposing them "to roll with old Julius", because he can apparently "embarass the Fury".

Come and "embarass" us nub. Last time apparently wasnt enough for you, I'll make it all even better now.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 11:55 am

Orders of authorization.... Suspect
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:05 pm

Then Im stumped.

Could make it fun even. Campbell v Fury. No Irish. No English. Could be RP'ed. A battle, to end the battles. I went for that before but you guys weren't up for it. Badlands make for a good place to do all that.

Words, can be manipulated, so a battle would be the essence of 'flip a coin' but giving both the chance to actually 'play the game'. We could see who's honest, who's sticking to the 'rules' of no outsiders.. Because I think you know ignoring each other will do very little other than continue with these silly talks and paranoia will not stop.

Put your cards on the table, we'll do the same. If we both are what's stepping in the way of peace in Scotland, maybe we could tag along together as a new national army so that there's no more Glasgow, no more Galloway, other than dealing with each others' local problems.

No robbing each other, plotting (we haven't been doing that anyways, I really am bored of the whole thing).. Anything is better than bringing multiple counties into a silly dispute that cost money, time, effort, and will obviously lead to Galloway paying once again, for something it didnt do.

And no, my mails, had nothing to do with Fury, other than me telling people the mails had nothing to do with Fury Rolling Eyes Some in Glasgow assumed, but what we ended up figuring out, was a Trade Company, like the East Indies TC of England, but with a different style. But again, I left the slate blank so we could figure it out as we go.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:12 pm

Hold your word, that is all that is being asked. Signed up the treaty of the peace: stay away from our county.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:17 pm

Thats not peace, and you know it. Whats stopping you from pulling this same BS again, claiming we're doing this and that to break the treaty? And to be frank, I dont like being restricted from half of our country.

I'd be more than happy to sign a treaty that makes sense, and is actually fair.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 12:37 pm

If you arent about to hold the word, then its obviously not the peace. Why we are even talking about it ?
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 1:03 pm

Roxxane wrote:
ahlia wrote:
Why is the funny scottish thread never funny Sad

What's wrong with you?  I've laughed for the last 20 minutes reading the last three pages!  I like the references to Zitz and the cat especially!

Been enjoying all this too, every time kiddo or hubby walk by they ask me what I'm giggling about haha! Oh, it's nothing...ahem. Lol!

Much love for all The RK Scots!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 02, 2015 8:34 pm

Hmm, with my boredom of RK reaching new heights, as well as my disillusionment, I may have to tag along and join a side if war were to break out in Scotland, given that the goings on in England are mostly festivals, lord and lady talk, day to day occurrences, et al. Don't get me wrong, I find some pleasure in those type of things but that pleasure is rather minimal. Of course I, the player, wouldn't be doing it for ideological reasons, unless one can consider an attempt to curtail boredom ideological somehow, however, I would have to find a solid and moral reason for Bob to even give thought to war and taking part therein due to his being a good sort of fellow. As an aside, I'm a bit of a bastard in real life so I try to play my opposite, hence the nice guy act I portray in RK.

Wartime RK seems to be rife with entertainment and humorous as well as compelling drama, with the political discussions and intriguing RP. Plus I get a giggle out of those who can not separate IC from OOC in those aforementioned political discussions. Honestly, this particular thread has me in stitches and takes me back to days past where former glories and erstwhile ineptness are remembered quite fondly.

I'll be keeping a close eye on the happenings in RK Scotland from here on out with hopes, as a player, that something smelly hits the fan. If not, then good for you guys for getting along and playing nicely. By the by, keep it up, I have so few entertainments in regards to RK nowadays.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 1:56 am

Jo if you want to fight and have adventure.

Then why not bring your troops with the CA on an adventure.

Give us some faith you can be as good as your word.

We have worked with you before.

At times it may not be you, but it will bound to be one of your extended kin.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 8:36 am

--Voice_Of_Truth wrote:
The CA just finished kicking ass in Portugal, and they don't want their soldiers scattering around, so they need to keep them focused on the next target. Like junkies waiting for their next fix. This time it's Galloway. Poor Galloway. It will take them a while to figure out that "Peace" cannot be achieved by reasoning with the CA, they're getting invaded soon and let that be the end of it.

Citizens of Glasgow, listen to Whitesnow he has no inflated ego no personal vendettas and is not using you to serve his own interests.

Uh oh.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 9:44 am

That's so fucked up...and yet so true. :-)

Plus 1 to Tod's post!

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:20 am

Tod_Whitesnow wrote:
Jo if you want to fight and have adventure.

Then why not bring your troops with the CA on an adventure.

Give us some faith you can be as good as your word.

We have worked with you before.

At times it may not be you, but it will bound to be one of your extended kin.

Killy killy English time? Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:30 am

English are holding their word. They've done nothing wrong to us so far.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 11:39 am

Tam/Spr wrote:
Tod_Whitesnow wrote:
Jo if you want to fight and have adventure.

Then why not bring your troops with the CA on an adventure.

Give us some faith you can be as good as your word.

We have worked with you before.

At times it may not be you, but it will bound to be one of your extended kin.

Killy killy English time? Very Happy

There's a ton of targets out there besides England. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:13 pm

Tod_Whitesnow wrote:
Jo if you want to fight and have adventure.

Then why not bring your troops with the CA on an adventure.

Give us some faith you can be as good as your word.

We have worked with you before.

At times it may not be you, but it will bound to be one of your extended kin.

JO if you want action, don't waste it on a silly clan war.  Make real peace with Fury, unite Glasgow and Galloway in a real, lasting peace.

Then come join the CA on our next mission.  It will mean sailing out with us, with armies on board ships, and bringing warships if you have them.

The CA doesn't want to fight near our homes, but we will go off and do battle elsewhere.  Honestly if you enjoy fighting, then working with the CA is the way to go.  But you will need to be a team player, we work together, without any internal strife.  You will need to show Campbells can fit in and and work with us (which isn't that hard, honestly).

The first step is making real peace in Scotland.  Let Glasgow be, show Fury and the citizens of Glasgow you respect them, and don't want to do them harm.  Expand the details in the peace treaty, and cooperate on monarch voting, don't recruit or use agents in Glasgow to get their mayor seats, pillage their TH's or cause political strife.

The more secure Scotland is, the easier it will be for Galloway to eventually join the CA.  Which I think is what most of us would like to see happen.  I know I would.

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Jul 03, 2015 3:33 pm

A United Scotland / Ireland Celtic Alliance?

Now we're talking.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:24 pm

Id gladly join in any adventure, like the Carlisle fight. We sent who we could, and I did my part behind the lines when I was mayor. Dont forget who raised that army to push the English back out of Scotland now. Razz Sure, I was the first injured, but I was there and I bled. I was even down to rejoin the army and make a joint push to get you guys out of those walls.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Sat Jul 04, 2015 7:58 pm

If that's the case then forgive any injury done to you by Fury and hopefully they will forgive any injury done to them, hold hands, sing a metal version of kumbaya, and kick the shit out of someone else just for shits and giggles. It's not hard to forgive, especially when pertaining to a damn game. It's not like anyone from one side or the other literally came into your house and kicked your computer over because they no like you. It's a game for crying out loud. A united Scotland would do wonders for you guys I'm sure. By the way, this goes for everyone whom are rattling their sabers.

And here I am hoping for a war yet talking peace between entities who could give a shit about me. What kind of psychotic, self-hating, personality disorder ridden, fuck am I? Rolling Eyes
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Mon Jul 06, 2015 3:53 pm

Hey Whitesnow, stop threatening our friends. Whose side are you on? Don't shit where you eat man.

Oh and I second some kind of overseas adventure, if only so someone can come get John Calico and I haha! I'm stuck in Portugal with too much money...mo money mo problems.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Tue Jul 07, 2015 1:54 am

Great that you want to come to war, and I am sure we will gladly take you.

But how about the other suggestions.

Finn I am sure someone will come and get you.

Ps did anyone bring Darien out or is he still there.
Not sure if Jo knows Darien got a ticket to Portugal.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Tue Jul 07, 2015 8:48 pm

He is still there
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Wed Jul 08, 2015 5:13 am

Katniss, you're still my hero for leaving him there. I would kiss you if that would be appropiate
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Wed Jul 08, 2015 7:51 am

How much would it cost for you to leave him there for another couple months? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 09, 2015 12:20 am

HandsomeFin wrote:
Hey Whitesnow, stop threatening our friends. Whose side are you on? Don't shit where you eat man.

Oh and I second some kind of overseas adventure, if only so someone can come get John Calico and I haha! I'm stuck in Portugal with too much money...mo money mo problems.

Who are you to tell me what I should do ? Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Jul 09, 2015 9:50 pm

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I'm looking for a ship to bring me from south Scotland to England or France, I would like to move because my fiance let me down... Please write me quickly I want to go far away from this bad man ! I've already some skills in navigation if the captain needs an help it would be with pleasure.

Je cherche un bateau pour quitter le sud de l'Ecosse vers l'Angleterre ou la France le plus vite possible, mon fiancé m'a abandonnée et je me retrouve toute seule... Ecrivez-moi vite, je veux partir loin de cet horrible homme ! J'ai pratiquement terminé les études de navigation de base si le capitaine a besooin d'un coup de main ce sera avec plaisir.

Liza wrote:
Well, as I don't have any answer I would like a ship from Scotland to Ireland, Port Lairge, I can pay for it, thanks to answer me

Ireland's problem if she gets her boat.
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