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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:11 am

One of the people currently in our army with me, said to the General that he was happy to defend but that he needed to teach on Thursday. We closed the University so that people could focus on the issue at hand which is more important to us than the University.

Obviously your intelligence gathering is up the shitter. Very Happy

Hey wait. Stop it. You're ruining the joke. 197 in Glasgow. 23 Active in Stirling. It was so damned funny and you are ruining the moment.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:16 am

Actually, I have it on good authority that no one was responding to the mass mails.

Cancelled university so 1 guy could defend instead of teach? Must be desperate.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:23 am

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Hey wait. Stop it. You're ruining the joke.

It's not really a joke, or funny. It's more pathetic and shows how petty you are to brag about population when it's common knowledge Galloway is overflowing with clones and shared connections.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:30 am

"Common knowledge" among Glasgow's population is more like spoon-fed lies believed by a bunch of morons who think everyone in Galloway is a Campbell-Boogeyman that lurks in the night.

We've hardly used mass mails. We have more people armed than you think. And we didn't close the University for one person, which despite your stupidity I am sure you realize.

I'm done with you. You're an idiot and a troll but we established that the other day.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:36 am

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"Common knowledge" among Glasgow's population is more like spoon-fed lies believed by a bunch of morons who think everyone in Galloway is a Campbell-Boogeyman that lurks in the night.

We've hardly used mass mails. We have more people armed than you think. And we didn't close the University for one person, which despite your stupidity I am sure you realize.

I'm done with you. You're an idiot and a troll but we established that the other day.

Stop talking about yourself.

When did you establish I'm a troll? You never could argue anything I said which is why you resorted to putting words in my mouth and making shit up.

You're pathetic and the proof is right here, just look at your last few posts. Typical Galloway scum you are.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 12:50 am

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We have more people armed than you think. And we didn't close the University for one person, which despite your stupidity I am sure you realize.

Of course you wouldn't admit the truth on here, even I don't believe you're that stupid
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 3:29 am

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Don't have a hand in it myself but still, have no doubt that there are far more active people in Galloway than Glasgow.

And haven't suggested you do. Though again the point about Galloway having more people than Glasgow is mute to me, considering I consider Scotland dead.

More people sure, but a hell of a lot more clones I'd bet as well.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 7:48 am

Without those clones Galloway would be nowhere by now. Trades, ships, escorts, money, harbour's upgrade -  it all was done with the help of the clones.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Thu Oct 08, 2015 1:33 pm

Glad you're amused by the dying community Fitz just because you don't like some of the people that help run the County.

And you genuinely make me want to vomit.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 4:32 am

It took me 6 years to snap David, and a lot of trying to understand beforehand.

Now I'd just like to see Dry hung up by his throat. I do consider the player behind "Whitesnow" to be the lowest lifeform I have ever encountered in my existence. Not that, for the record, I have ever tried to cause harm to fury or Glasgow, or am currently planning anything of the sort. Should he suddenly decide to slit his throat, rest assured I will be partying very hard though. And watching his personal plaything - Glasgow - suffer in population, why yes I do enjoy that profusely. Very Happy

As for your usual lies, cat. No, we get our prosperity without the help of clones. We killed our last 50k debt in just over a term. That was under Sullihan's leadership, for the record. We are and always have been economically superior to your stupid little cat brain. And when I got us up to 5 stars prestige earlier this year, that was without the monarch's boost.

By the way I question this "help run the county" considering it's in the dumps and they're obviously useless.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 6:52 am

Considering Glasgow has again and again reduced the debt within the county, to suggest it's in the dumps is nonsense. Barely near the population of Galloway, and they've been smashing their debt. The manner in which you messure usefulness, in that case, Fitz, I question quite the bit.

More so, that any player behind a character, can't take their head out of their characters arse, show's just what the problem is why RK. Players who take pleasure in player suffering. It's a game, time to grow up. Dry plays his character to the T, the boggyman of Galloway, and you lot down south can't even play a compelling good guy to make people like me go against Fury.

Though, do enjoy your forum word games, I hear they're simply thrilling Laughing
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:29 am

Years back, a good friend painted a picture to me of fury being good bad-guy roleplayers. I don't have anything wrong with people openly playing villains. It's admirable. I find NNGO admirable in that regard. That's not Dry though. Nor I think, many of his comrades.

I gradually came to believe the opposite about fury. For me, the biggest tipping point was when I started paying attention here, and reading some of the vulgar and revolting posts that Dry made towards me and others here. There's no difference with him. What you see is him as far as I am concerned, in and out of character.

So yes I do make the distinction. I don't have a problem with villain characters at all, with conflict or people being adverse to my character. I just have a problem with Dry's player, who I find to be a worthless piece of human garbage.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 7:56 am

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Indeed, Glasgow has been steadily reducing their debt for over a year, ever since the admins abolished the excessive corruption taxes

Galloway managed to squash their debt faster because 1. Galloway had less debt and 2. Galloway had more miners creating more profit

The idiot Galloway councilors all seem to hold the same delusion that they themselves reduced the debt, which is false. All the Galloway council did was simple maintenance, it's the miners that produced the vast majority of cash for their county.

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For me, the biggest tipping point was when I started paying attention here, and reading some of the vulgar and revolting posts that Dry made towards me and others here

Someone said mean things to you? Aw, poor baby.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:24 am

Thanks for making me the guy in the middle with the big hat. Very Happy

A combination actually. Galloway has two gold mines, which are far more profitable than stone and iron mines, so it burns every bit of iron and stone anyone will give it, and keeps the iron sales to a minimum. It taxed to get out of debt, both on sales and jobs, which is not normal for Galloway's county council, which currently and normally collects no taxes from the citizens (in fact it gives weekly cash to the town halls) - except for tavern taxes which are consistently paid. There was also a large amount of donating happening, in the several thousands, and several thousand was earned through petitioning the admins over several months to see to a year-old ticket where resources were lost, that were then burnt into cash.

But that was over a year ago, and the 50k debt was brief - only created when the council at the time decided to stop taxing to stay in the positive given the game's declining outlook. As you say, a larger population, and as I say, good management of finances, has meant that Galloway has long been in a relatively good financial position. Even in 2010, Galloway was one of the first counties to begin rotating mines, before most of the English speaking world did so.

And her character used to be called Pennsygal, not that she goes by it any more. You misspelt it. Just so you know. It's OK, don't feel bad.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:42 am

Once the excessive corruption taxes were dropped by the admins ( roughly 1.5 years ago, but I doubt you even remember this because you're retarded and clueless ), Galloway mines were bringing in 2000-3000+ of pure profit every week, I studied the mine numbers/trade minister and sheriff reports of both counties for a long time. All taxing accomplished was getting you out of debt a tiny bit faster. The vast majority of money created by the county, like I said, was from the mines. Your council is not wonder workers. Any idiot could with half a brain can run the mines or any other CC job, it's all just simple maintenance.

Some fools who don't pay attention might find your council to have done an impressive job, but I am not one of them.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 8:46 am

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And her character used to be called Pennsygal, not that she goes by it any more. You misspelt it. Just so you know. It's OK, don't feel bad.

That boorish clod will always be Pennysgal in my book.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:20 am

I just took my handy calculator and went through the Sheriff reports. They began at -40k, not -50k, however I do have a graph I made on the 18th of May 2014 which shows that the debt on the 18th was -44,480.41.

Some fellow had an almost perfect streak of daily public sheriff reporting from -40k through to -5k. Have a guess who that amazing fellow is? You guessed me? Good guess! Well not really, I know I was the obvious choice, of course.

From -40k through to a positive treasury. Galloway received over 7,200 pounds between market and salary taxation. That's 18% of the debt and hardly not worthwhile.

Some amazing fellow uploaded all Sheriff and Mines reports in that period onto Google Drive and made the links public in his reports. Guess who did that.

Yes our mines are wonderful. Care to guess who put them where they are in 2010 when the towns and mines were reshuffled? You get one guess. I still have the pictures of where they used to be and where everything was moved, as well as the email conversation record with JDW, who so kindly cleared our debt and began our wonderful era of near-constant positive finances.

We're just that good. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:33 am

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Some fellow had an almost perfect streak of daily public sheriff reporting from -40k through to -5k. Have a guess who that amazing fellow is? You guessed me? Good guess! Well not really, I know I was the obvious choice, of course.

Any idiot could do daily sheriff reports and upload them. Simple maintenance, like I've been saying.

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Galloway received over 7,200 pounds between market and salary taxation. That's 18% of the debt and hardly not worthwhile.

The mines would've made that 7200 and then some in roughly 3 weeks. Like I said, the taxes helped you eliminate the debt a tiny bit faster, that's all.

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Yes our mines are wonderful. Care to guess who put them where they are in 2010 when the towns and mines were reshuffled? You get one guess. I still have the pictures of where they used to be and where everything was moved, as well as the email conversation record with JDW, who so kindly cleared our debt and began our wonderful era of near-constant positive finances.

You had an e-mail conversation with someone? Job well done, sir.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 9:38 am

Did Glasgow have their debt removed at the time? No.

How many more years has it taken Glasgow for the admins to move their mines? 5.

So yeah. I had a pretty good conversation at the time. Cool
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 10:14 am

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Did Glasgow have their debt removed at the time? No.

Yes, I know all the pathetic Galloway politicians love to point this out constantly.

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How many more years has it taken Glasgow for the admins to move their mines? 5.

Glasgow has only a fraction of the miners as Galloway has, yet their mines are still profitable. No need to move them around. If they had 10-20 more active miners, they'd most like be doing just as good as Galloway.

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So yeah. I had a pretty good conversation at the time. Cool

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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 12:16 pm

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I do consider the player behind "Whitesnow" to be the lowest lifeform I have ever encountered in my existence.

Because he's mean to you on the internet? I'm just going to assume you're a troll with a lot of dedication to a joke.
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PostSubject: Re: Funny Scottish Shit   Fri Oct 09, 2015 2:41 pm

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It took me 6 years to snap David, and a lot of trying to understand beforehand.

Now I'd just like to see Dry hung up by his throat. I do consider the player behind "Whitesnow" to be the lowest lifeform I have ever encountered in my existence. Not that, for the record, I have ever tried to cause harm to fury or Glasgow, or am currently planning anything of the sort. Should he suddenly decide to slit his throat, rest assured I will be partying very hard though. And watching his personal plaything - Glasgow - suffer in population, why yes I do enjoy that profusely. Very Happy

As for your usual lies, cat. No, we get our prosperity without the help of clones. We killed our last 50k debt in just over a term. That was under Sullihan's leadership, for the record. We are and always have been economically superior to your stupid little cat brain. And when I got us up to 5 stars prestige earlier this year, that was without the monarch's boost.

By the way I question this "help run the county" considering it's in the dumps and they're obviously useless.

So you claim something about my lies and instead of bringing any proof of your words, you suddenly do change the subject ? Smile

If to talk about the debt, lets not forget that one of the reasons why Glasgow got it in the first place was Galloway's cooperation with Frets. Galloway back then made quite some money from the stuff looted from Glasgow. But in any way, its not that Galloway is richer county than Glasgow or that they did do something about the debt that would be worth talking about. Most of that was done by clones of Sheridan and other Cowbells anyways.
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