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 The 12 Steps of Elf Girls

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PostSubject: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Thu Aug 18, 2011 11:04 am

After a funny convo with Grace today I made this up on her suggestion.
I am sure this is what Grace meant when she mentioned the 12 steps.
I am sure it will earn me a beating. (which I dont deserve)

1. I have admitted that I am powerless around Elf girls - that without them my life had become unmanageable.
2. I believe that a Power greater than ourselves could restore us to sanity.
3. I made a decision to turn our will and our lives over to the care of Elf Girls as we understood them.
4. I have made a searching and fearless moral inventory of Elf Girls.
5. Admitted to the guild, to ourselves and to another humaniods and Warforged being the exact nature of my attraction to Elf Girls.
6. Were entirely not ready to have Anto remove all these defects of character.
7. Humbly asked Him to ignore our shortcomings.
8. Made a list of all Elf Girls we had seen, and became willing to make friends to them all.
9. Made direct amends to such Elf Girls wherever possible, except when to do so would injure them or others.
10. Continued to take personal inventory of all Elf Girls we meet.
11. Sought through magic and meditation to improve our conscious contact with Elf Girls as we understood them, praying only for knowledge of Elf Girls.
12. Having had a spiritual awakening as the result of these steps, we tried to carry this message to Elf Girloholics and to practice these principles in all our affairs.

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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Thu Aug 18, 2011 1:45 pm

Lmao that isn't exactly what I meant Razz
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Thu Aug 18, 2011 5:53 pm

damm failed again.

Glad you thought it was funny Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Sun Sep 04, 2011 3:13 pm

Hmmmmm......I am a new Elf girl. Although I would prefer Elf woman. Smile

Am I suppose to memorize these '12 Steps'? Attend weekly/monthly meetings? Never attended a '12 Step' meeting so I don't know these things. Very Happy

Looks from Beth to Tod.....to Beth to Tod
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Sun Sep 04, 2011 4:37 pm

You don't have to do anything but avoid Tod like the plague. These are his supposed steps to deal with his elf girl obsession. As you can see, they are a bit...lacking.
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Mon Sep 05, 2011 3:39 pm

*takes notes, If I ever switch servers, go with an elf...*
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Tue Sep 06, 2011 2:39 am

Thats the spirit Terra.

Yea nae listen to Grace
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Wed Sep 07, 2011 1:01 pm

Shocked

Avoid him? I haven't seen him once.

Then again....Me being new I have to go to the marketplace or hang in the streets of the harbor to find a group.

LOL...have learned the difference between a good group and one that s@cks that way. And making new friends.

Found out just the other day I can tumble/roll. Been having a great time using the marketplace as a Elf Bowling Alley. People really should learn to pay attention when I yell 'STRIKE!'

Working on get a bar fight going in tavern now. It fills the time inbetween finding a group. Very Happy
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Wed Sep 07, 2011 5:13 pm

See Aly its all unfounded rumours of me stalking Elf girls.

It gets better on groups the higher you go, as folk know a little more. Its also is at the same time where your build can have issues if it is not as good as it could be.

You don get many kids at all past level 6-8. I struck one at 14th level yesterday the highest I have found one. He was not bad he stopped talking every few minutes to breath.

Tod
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:27 pm

Alyphia wrote:
Working on get a bar fight going in tavern now. It fills the time inbetween finding a group. Very Happy

I think I'm the only other person in the guild that likes to PvP once in awhile.

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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Wed Sep 07, 2011 6:51 pm

No there is me as well
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:47 pm

-chuckles-

Well...the tavern fights I am trying to get started are more like the old western type. You know...the good ol' punch anyone and everyone in sight then have a drink together kind.

I stand on the bar and pick on a few people. Tell them someone said something about the other. Encourage them to go punch the other. I have RPed jumping on someones back and pulling their ears. I'm not sure many are familar or use to RP. Very Happy

Just good harmless fun. lol...no one has zapped me yet. Did wonder what a half Orc was going to do to me when I asked him if his dentist loved him. Smile He never answered me but I did notice he kept a eye on me for a few afterwards. Might also been because I repeatedly jumped over him and tumbled all around and through him to.

-smiles sweetly-

Maybe I do need a 12 step program. Wink
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PostSubject: Re: The 12 Steps of Elf Girls   Thu Sep 15, 2011 1:54 pm

Hmm, Tod, how do you feel about Drow with little iron puppy dogs?
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